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Joined October 2025
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Sophianeⵣ 🦇🦞🐈‍⬛ (@HonkIfUrHoary) profile pictureSophianeⵣ 🦇🦞🐈‍⬛@HonkIfUrHoaryNov 2
oh. oh no.
Xray of a gibbon. The long slender fingers, the almost-human skull, and general vibes of this xray make it extremely creepy.

ALT Xray of a gibbon. The long slender fingers, the almost-human skull, and general vibes of this xray make it extremely creepy.

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Me when I’m blasting a stain in the toilet bowl with my jet of urine
s (@velliikudii) profile pictures@velliikudiiNov 1
"you can aim forever, but the arrow only flies when you let go" is probably the best sentence I've read in a while
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I might catch some “heat” for this one but I’d still permit ol’ Jen Jen here to have a good “go” at it, if you catch my meaning
George Saoulidis (@georgecursor) profile pictureGeorge Saoulidis
@georgecursorOct 28
All plastic surgeons need to lose their medical licenses if they do this crap. They should only be allowed to work on burn victims etc.
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Comedian immediately after the Big Bang: anyone else notice all the gaps these days? All the gaps between stuff? What’s that about?
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Thank you very much @nytimes for saving my marriage!! We are both so ANGRY with you for today’s RUBBISH Wordle and Connections we have NEVER been closer!!!! Have a wonderful day!
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The JPEG of Dorian Grey
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Mami’s Marxist Milkers
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Flappr (@flapprdotnet) profile pictureFlappr
@flapprdotnetAug 12
Large Leninist Lactators
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Just got AbsenceMogged by the Void
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Wagwan alaykum what’s it like in New York City
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Smartest person I knew from high school -runs a really small account on X formerly Twitter with 94 followers
PERNICUS (@SexbeanPernicus) profile picturePERNICUS@SexbeanPernicusJul 27
smartest people I knew from high school: -dead and soul captured in my amulet -dead and soul captured in my amulet -dead and soul captured in my amulet -dead and soul captured in my amulet
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I feel so organized and clear of mind when I use post notes. I call it post-note clarity
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Genuinely loving and adoring my US brothers and sisters finding out about the pain of the Red Card. Sublime stuff
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All these hot takes about how a soccer game should end from our darling friends in the States. There is only one alternative if we reject the penalty shootout route. Boxing match between the two managers - no breaks, go til knockout. #fifaworldcup #hottakes #usa #football #soccer #frenchnationalteam #rasputin
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Me asking my daughter to put her shoes on
Emanuela 🇳🇱 (@Emanuel_nld) profile pictureEmanuela 🇳🇱
@Emanuel_nldJun 29
Replying to @justalexoki
This is too dangerous to release
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The best and most cutting insult is “You have never known a hard days work”. Timeless, cuts straight to what it means to be human. Try it on someone for a laugh, see what happens
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Congratulations for claiming them back or “reverse toothing” as it’s known to industry ‘insiders’
evil scary dillar (@frisbeedawg_) profile pictureevil scary dillar@frisbeedawg_Jun 22
shoutout to my wisdom teeth for straight up vanishing out of my mouth I didn't have them removed, they didn't grow in, I just went to the dentist one day and found out they fucking disappeared with no explanation
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Arkham (@arkham) profile pictureArkham
@arkhamJun 18
ANDREW TATE: LIQUIDATED 8 TIMES IN 24 HOURS Andrew Tate deposited $100K to his Hyperliquid account yesterday, and longed $3.8M of BTC. He got liquidated. Then he tried shorting $1M BTC. He got liquidated again. Andrew Tate has been liquidated 8 times in the last 24 hours, and now has only $14K left.
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Me to my toddler when the train starts moving
🎭 (@deepfates) profile picture🎭
@deepfatesJun 13
it is impossible to explain to anybody how much faster things are going to move then they think
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