A parody of the hierarchy of bishops who jointly exercise pastoral functions on behalf of the Christian faithful of the United States. (they/them)
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#PopeFrancis today told the Catholic Church’s international theological commission to have “faithful creativity” to tradition, warning against the “great danger” of only wanting to go backwards. The Second Vatican Council, he said, is the “sure compass” for the church’s path.
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Read this. Now. And stop with your Dobson bullshit. All of you. Leave them alone. Let them dance. Let them love. Let them be.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
nytimes.com/2022/11/22/opini…
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Please pray for the eternal rest of the five people who were murdered, and the recovery of the 18 injured, at the shooting at #ClubQ, an LGBTQ nightclub in Colorado Springs last night. Pray and work for an end to the evils of homophobia, transphobia and gun violence.
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Focus on how you can give love, not how you can withhold it in order to get people to act how you want them to act.
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Hold your loved ones so much closer than you currently are. There’s no such thing as too much love when it comes to the time we’ve been given together.
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It may feel good to imply that other people are less Catholic than you, less worthy of Jesus than you, but theologically it’s nonsense.
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Let us pray for the the @USCCB as they begin their meeting. May #Synodality be at the heart of their discussion. May we be a more listening Church.
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Just a little reminder for my fellow RCs: the church does NOT teach that it is the sin of envy when the poor work to have the goods of the wealthy more equitably distributed. It is justice. The church DOES teach that it is a sin for the wealthy to hoard goods they can not use.
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Bishops aren't supposed to tell people which party to vote for.
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This is an important piece. Thanks @Prof_RBW for writing it.
Traditionalist Catholics must reckon with antisemitism in their ranks ncronline.org/node/221326 via @NCRonline
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Fresh Prince's Life would not be the same were he not living with his Anty and Uncle in Bel Aire.
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The #Vatican's new document today for the ongoing synod process gives a lot of attention to the role of women in the church, including calls for women's ordination as priests. Short thread:
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What’s it like being a woman in the Church? LOL literally no one here knows.
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Hey guess what the word “Awake” is used over 80 times in the Bible & all as a positive directive! Them: but “woke” is not compatible. Me: but woke is the past tense, so “get woke” means the same as “awake.” Them: No. It’s different. Me: pretty sure it’s the same. Them: No.
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From women, so we can hear perspectives other than only men.
