wake

Pick up the receiver I’ll make you a belieber

He looks like he tried to grow a beard one time and his mom bullied him til he shaved it

He would take a photo of himself and set it as the wallpaper for all the IPhones on display

Hi welcome to Chili’s

I know he would watch Zeke and Luther on Disney XD religiously

I know he ate shit on his mountain bike going down the biggest hill in the neighborhood

He would jump over the fireworks after somebody just lit them

I know a bag of fun dip hated to see him coming

He was the only kid to show up to your birthday party without a present

Type of kid you see riding around the grocery on a handicap scooter

Grab somebody sexy tell them hey

I’m like hey what’s up hello

I know damn well he was biking up and down the aisle at Walmart

I know his ass was playing basketball in the store with these

Yeah you got that yummy

I know his ass won the penis game every time

He looks like the camel bit him at the class field trip to the zoo

Wait, they don’t love you like I love you

Am I slowly dying and this meme is helping me remember my childhood flash before my eyes

I know he kicked an anthill at recess and got a million bites on him