/usr/bin/awk

@Dan_Waters204 @elonmusk

Republicans are stupid with technology.

And macOS was still better in the 90s.

So far Omada is great! But why do I need a cookie notice on a LOCAL controller? This is the worst thing the EU has ever contributed to the Internet.

Yes, rapidly increasing the version number will have NO consequences what-so-ever… 🙄 Can we PLEASE bring back systematic versioning?

Discord has decided to just be itself for Halloween… a flaming bag of garbage.

I’m glad Apple has finally been listening to feedback. When the battery percentage came back in iOS 16, the iPhone 13 mini was excluded for having a “small display”. Except that its display is (resolution wise) larger than the iPhone X which did receive the feature.

Finally got Authentik installed and somewhat working- it successfully auths against LDAP and accepts my Yubikey. Tomorrow I’ll try to get something authenticating with it.

It would be a real shame if your printer refused to print because you’re low on cyan. How bout you buy our subscription ink package and we don’t disable your printer?

@malwrhunterteam @DanielGallagher

Microsoft Designer: You’re done, Canva!

This Windows event is cringe. “Look! The taskbar adapts!” and “your PC needs to be linked to the cloud because… AI!” Meanwhile, Apple is making their silicon fast and efficient that they’re taking the AI out of the cloud, and putting it on device.

Wait. Are you telling me that @Citi did NOT have case sensitive passwords until 2022? 😧 Even Chase had case sensitive passwords for a while now!

That’s why brain implants are stupid. If those things are in anyway connected to the Internet, there will be ads in your vision 24/7/365. “Advertisers, uh, find a way”

It’s their API! Apple was forced to introduce it by, guess who… the movie industry who didn’t like people screenshotting movies on their phones. This is what happenes when you screenshot on Hulu and Disney+