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Sassafras

@usthetiquee

Surviving adulthood as an employed teenage doctor . Oh to be young and full of life ✨ Real life results may vary from the catalogue ♥️

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Joined April 2018
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I’m learning to be patient with myself and it’s such a difficult process it not only involves trusting God’s plans for me but also loving in the moment and allowing reality to take form and not feel like I’m delayed.
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This is so fun Omggg Ama2ks are so cool The outfits are fire
Sassafras (@usthetiquee) profile pictureSassafras@usthetiqueeOct 31
Realizing I actually doing more what people do at a giant picnic
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The baddest🫦
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@Jameca2011Oct 31
I want my person. Not a situationship. Not a fling. Not a sneaky link. My person.
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Varume vanehutsinye
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Feeling dangerous 🫦
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alleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥 (@mo0nandsaturn) profile picturealleé ⸆⸉ ❤️‍🔥@mo0nandsaturnOct 30
Deodorant wearers (which I hope is everyone reading this rn) help me settle an argument! When you put on deodorant do you: (1) use one hand to apply the deodorant to both armpits or (2) use your dominant hand to apply it to one armpit, then switch to your non-dominant hand to apply it to the other armpit (or vice versa)
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I find those wedding vows with medical terms so cringe 😭😂 maybe because I know the definition of the words
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Working during Christmas or new year?
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Realizing I actually doing more what people do at a giant picnic
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A beautiful day to drink
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That food lovers video is ok until the end 😭the exchange was cringe
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I need to start making people jump🫦
Princess Putin ka Baby✨ (@Tumii_Kay) profile picturePrincess Putin ka Baby✨@Tumii_KayOct 30
No one is busier than me .. I’m a doctor. When I call, you answer 🫵🏽
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Marrying someone who either likes the same things as you or just allows you to be yourself must be so fun.
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I love love Pjs
ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 (@SaharahRain) profile pictureѕα’нαяαн 🌺
@SaharahRainOct 30
I love pajama sets real bad.
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I wanted to put ribs in the airfryer 😭 then thought of the admin and clean up after . Put them back now I’m having pringles and Biltong for dinner 💀
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I love renovating so much I think I should start it as a business
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😭I’m not willing to split any bill hangu
KIRA 🤍 (@Iamkrebkira) profile pictureKIRA 🤍
@IamkrebkiraOct 28
Modern women are actually ready to split bills but the real problem is that men ain’t ready to split child care, cooking and other household chores.
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Lola Bunny (@lelzandco) profile pictureLola Bunny@lelzandcoOct 29
Unfortunately I will stop talking to you for something like not answering calls/texts when I need you because I’m a doctor and I can. You’re not busier than me in the busy olympics
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I feel like if the government sees kuti mukufara they add new laws 😭
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I once dated someone aiti ndikatsamwa. Aibva atsamwamwawo😭😭
SugarBaby😍🐆🍒🎱 (@kundaiiiiii) profile pictureSugarBaby😍🐆🍒🎱@kundaiiiiiiOct 30
I once dated this guy who would go silent for a month whenever we had an argument 😂. It was long distance, then he came to zim. He was here for a month and only saw me once 😂then we had an argument again 😂🤣🤣 He went zii for two weeks then video called me adzokera hake🚮😂😂
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