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guillotine

@utd_autistic

I talk about life, gym and Manchester United on here

Joined February 2022
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Adding Denzel Washington to my list of non homosexual crushes
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is this what turning 21 feels like
guillotine (@utd_autistic) profile pictureguillotine@utd_autisticNov 7
Im this close to giving up on life in general
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i dont have the energyyyyyy i wont to stay in bed and eat kfcccccccc
guillotine (@utd_autistic) profile pictureguillotine@utd_autisticNov 7
Im this close to giving up on life in general
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Im this close to giving up on life in general
guillotine (@utd_autistic) profile pictureguillotine@utd_autisticNov 7
Fumbled an interview i actually had studied for #autisticstrikesagain
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Fumbled an interview i actually had studied for #autisticstrikesagain
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laffed out laud
abiola (@abxola) profile pictureabiola@abxolaAug 5
Rock bottom is actually a trampoline
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random thing but while I was doing my internship a really random employee(not even in my devision) sat next to me to work and ended up explaining to me for 50mins on google earth why landscape matters in a Citys pollution issues
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funniest thing is he yapped for all that time himself then told my intern ass to not ask any further qns and let him work like I wanted to talk more💀
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i loved when music at the top had fine beautiful intricate melodies this honestly feels like cocomelon with a high performance band
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 6
Olivia Rodrigo has released her first-ever Christmas song ‘take me home (4 christmas).’
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@DanimalishNov 5
ONCE UPON A TIME IN HOLLYWOOD is my favorite Quentin Tarantino film. Nearly three hours of chill vibes, great performances, and an incredibly cathartic ending. Tarantino’s most mature and restrained work to date, would’ve been a great last film in his filmography.
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@netflixNov 6
PITT. TARANTINO. FINCHER. THE FURTHER MIS-ADVENTURES OF CLIFF BOOTH. ONLY IN IMAX NOVEMBER 25. GET TICKETS NOW.
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Elina Shirazi (@elinashirazi) profile pictureElina Shirazi
@elinashiraziNov 4
You can see Abdul’s team getting emotional during his speech. Here some of them are in the crowd.
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anyone get an id please help out
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passed the quota
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@nypostNov 5
The real average penis size, according to 33 studies - both length and girth trib.al/ldKcAAa
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wow we wont hear a Ronaldo siu on tv again
Cristiano Ronaldo (@Cristiano) profile pictureCristiano Ronaldo
@CristianoNov 5
Portugal estará sempre em mim
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M.@blndvntNov 3
when you have an online friend on a different continent
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"☠︎︎"@imoleswurldNov 4
the cool thing about this app is you’re never the craziest one here
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seeing your oomf slowly become a big account feels like a proud parent
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kylie kendall gon crazy omg
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@0xwinniffyNov 4
kobbievsroma.mp4
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