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SOLDIER BOY. America's first superhero. Who the fuck are you? (this is a parody! I have no affiliation with Amazon or The Boys.) (also im an adult, 18.)

Somewhere.
Joined November 2025
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[A GRUMPY OLD MAN IN GREEN GEAR LOGS INTO A COMPUTER FOR THE FIRST TIME. HE SEES AN X ON THE COMPUTER.] "The fuck is a Twitter?" [SOLDIER BOY JOINS PARODY TWITTER.]
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//i made a main account :D
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//im considering rebranding to corey taylor from slipknot
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Okay, okay! [He reaches down and pets her.] Better now?
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//hi its my birthday im 18 now
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//i really wish some people would read my bio
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//actually I dont know if I will maybe but I dont really have motivation
//so uhhh I haven't used this account in a bit and theres literally nothing to so with soldier boy at this point so im gonna revamp this account soon its gonna be choso kamo
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//so uhhh I haven't used this account in a bit and theres literally nothing to so with soldier boy at this point so im gonna revamp this account soon its gonna be choso kamo
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Yeah. I'm friends(?) with one.
— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^ (Day 51) for MUSES! Do you believe in Angels? - Question creds to anonymous -
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[He sighs.] What did I get myself into? #parodyrooms
Replying to @CARN3VILCAS1N0
So get on in there, and don't leave your seats! I'm Mr. King Dice, and you're watchin' THE PARODY ROOMS!!
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Soldier Boy! retweeted
Been out as trans for about a month now and I have been feeling way better about myself thank you all for the support 🥹
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PRINTS available at my store! Also comics, graphic novels, etc All created by me not AI #zornowmustbedestroyed Link in comments!
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Soldier Boy! retweeted
Look Godzilla, I know we don't get along... but we have to unite for a battle that is brewing deep in the hollow earth and face the deadliest titan ever, the giant ruthless Skar King.
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Soldier Boy! retweeted
“Listen Jax I know we don’t get along but we must stop vivziepop from reaching that writing room”
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Soldier Boy! retweeted
Day 3 trying to solve a rubiks cube
who the fuck is scared of a rubix cube
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//By the way if you support arin hanson you should be hung
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//hey guys check out my other account that I changed into destoroyah :]
[The Devil has arrived.] HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA YOU ALL ARE SO FUCKED. [Destoroyah joins #parodytwt.]
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Space (im gonna make a new parody, also out of character) xitter.gq/i/spaces/1dGYllRmmagKX

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Happy Father’s Day
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