I HELPED MY DAD LOG BACK IN TO HIS OPAY ON HIS NEW PHONE AND I SAW HE HAS OVER 17K CASHBACK😭🙏

“IRON OF LIFE” ARE CERTAIN THINGS IN OUR LIFE THAT EVEN AN IRON BENDER CANNOT BEND.

SINCE MY DESTINY HELPER IS YET TO BE FOUND, I WILL CONTINUE PRAYING FOR MY PARENTS

'NO' is a complete sentence. Learn how to say NO

IS BETTER TO BLOCK HIM NOW AND MISS HIM FOR 2 WEEKS THAN TO MARRY HIM AND MISS YOURSELF FOR 20 YEARS CHOOSE YOUR PAIN WISELY

I ALWAYS SKIP NUMBER 10 QUESTION IN EXAMS JUST TO HONOUR MESSI🤍🤧

WE ALL PRAY NOT TO HAVE A SUCCESSFUL ENEMY LIKE MESSI💔😭🙏

UNEMPLOYMENT IS TOO SWEET FR, I DIDN’T EVEN REMEMBER TOMORROW IS MONDAY😊😹

RAT POISON CAN’T KEE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A RAT💁‍♀️

THE WHOLE GAMES MY UNCLE WHO PLAYS POOL SELECTED YESTERDAY AS DRAWS ALL FAILED. CHELSEA DIDN’T DRAW WREXHAM DIDN’T DRAW WESTHAM DIDN’T DRAW HE HAS BEEN SLEEPING ALL THROUGH TODAY🥲🥹

THIS HEAT NEVER PASS EL NIÑO LIKE THIS? BECAUSE OMO😫🤦‍♀️

SUNDAY CHECK-IN: ARE YOU HAPPY? I AM DOING NOTHING TODAY AND I AM GOING TO DO IT VERY WELL #BJ🦋

WHEN YOUR SISTER RETURNS HOME AT 7 PM, YOU WILL SAY ALL MANNER OF THINGS AND EVEN THREATEN TO DEAL WITH HER IF SHE TRIES IT NEXT TIME. BUT IT'S 10 PM AND ANOTHER PERSON’S SISTER IS WITH YOU IN YOUR ROOM AND YOU’RE PRESSURING HER TO SLEEP OVER. KINGS OF DOUBLE STANDARD

YOUR YOUNGER SISTER IS 23 YEARS OLD; YOU SAID SHE IS TOO YOUNG TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP. MEANWHILE, YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL BE 20 YEARS OLD SOON🤦‍♀️

ONE OUT OF EVERY FIVE NIGERIAN YOUTH YOU SEE TODAY ABUSES DRUGS 🤦‍♀️

SCHOOL HAS RESUMED, WORK IS STRESSING PEOPLE OUT. LAGOS LIFE HAS SUDDENLY GONE QUIET ON OUR TIMELINES

OUR WORK AND EFFORT WILL BE VISIBLE TODAY AND REWARDED. THERE IS ENOUGH SKY AND ROOM FOR US ALL TO WIN, NO COMPETITION, JUST COLLECTIVE GROWTH. AND YES, TODAY THE ALGORITHM FAVORS US ALL. LET PUSH

I HEAR MOST OF YOU TAKE LOANS FROM LOAN SHARKS TO PLAY BETS😭

I PROMISE GOD NOT TO ENGAGE IN COMBAT THIS YEAR, BUT IF THIS USHER WAKES ME UP AGAIN😒

PEOPLE ARE FUNNY. MEN WILL LITERALLY STARVE THEMSELVES JUST TO PLACE BET. BET GO CUT; THEY WILL CUT DOWN FOOD AGAIN TO REBET. YOU ARE HUNGRY WITH 15 TICKETS RUNNING THAT MIGHT NOT EVEN BOOM😭😭😂

I’M SHOCKED MANY OF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT CASHBACK IS. NO WONDER OPAY CASHBACK DON BUILD MANSION FOR UNA APP😂