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27 | straight | mdni | part time audio creator full time snoopy lover

Joined February 2025
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wearing a chastity cage and i’m not allowed to unlock until i get the fortnite pirate token
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i don't "watch porn" per se. occasionally i'll bear witness
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the introverted urge to find 1 person i feel comfortable with and do literally everything with them
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I don't care what anyone says, I think its fucked up what he did in the middle east
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my kink is being included
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cant even slap a man these days mfs get hard and start smiling
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why am I such a complicated person
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“you found a sprite gizmo”
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shawty you #fw dudes who average 5 likes on twitter?
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(translated chinese tweet) heres how to cum so hard you die
(americans) VOTE! (everyone) ok (translated japanese tweet) To think that a cute, modest girl at a handjob parlor would shower me with kisses... For a middle-aged, single man like me, isn’t this too erotic…?!
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if you flip your phone upside down, if looks like he's bravely carrying the weight of an entire cabinet on his back. so heroic
The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night
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yes I’m a perverted horny freak but my heart is pure
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Replying to @Enigmablzy
you gotta show more enthusiasm. me, i wouldve said i need her RN
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thinking about the chinese no bitches dance
🇨🇳 Este chico chino fue al pueblo de su abuela a pasar unos días. Al ver que aún no se había casado, la abuela empezó a acosarlo con un baile repitiendo -Jiéhūn- 结婚 (cásate) y movientos ondulantes. Un día, llamó incluso a sus amigas para meterle más presión.
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i felt his aura 10 scrolls ago
The strongest has returned!!! Uni is finally home from the hospital! Thank you all so much for your love and support! It meant so much to us 😭
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The Chinese are innovating in the cat photos metagame
近看肥猫大,远看大肥猫
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we are levels of up right now that you can’t even fathom
Central Park peak fall foliage
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