Vag stat attack: 7: vags lowest ever score all out. Rating out of 10 Stevie Hyde gave 2011 grand national winner ballabriggs #horseloving

Vags stat attack: 1: no. of times Perton W has been subjected to a close friends sexual wants & no. of tweets not about Perton W #consistant

vags stat:3; no of illegal substances found in Perton @ any 1 time & No Of unique species found in @concretesymbols beard #davidattenborough

Vagabond stat attack: '32'; The average no. of mins Perton W is late for games and the speed of Davidson S fabled faster ball #knowledgebomb

Post hame drinks. To roast or not to roast #brownwings

Vagabond stat attack: Perton, W balls faced: 1. Times has committed sodomy in last 24 hrs: 2. #brownwings