Human being. Opinions are my cat's. Security Architect @ iO Digital
The Netherlands
Joined April 2009
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Great interview. Such a nice guy still.
Tiësto on what it takes to be one of the world's biggest DJs youtu.be/r7H_eUfv9kI?si=Q5Tu… via #Tiësto
Tiësto
Bij deze zaak in Neeroeteren krijg ik de indruk dat ze het nooit ècht geprobeerd hebben. Wat denk jij @JScheurbuijck
Nieuw record opzeggen Chinese afhaal gerechten instagram.com/p/DZNosTEFQrG/… @JScheurbuijck
Morgen vliegen vanaf Schiphol.... Omdat ik de voorkeur gaf aan Schiphol + KLM omdat ik dan minder kans op gezeik dacht te hebben dan Charleroi + Ryanair 's morgens vroeg...
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I sent ChatGPT an audio file of a series of FART sound effects and asked what it thinks of "my music" and this is what it said
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Even though it was meant as a temporary fix, my PolyshellPatch Magento module is already very highly used, and a few have requested that I turn it into a Composer module.
So I just published it to Packagist:
"composer require markshust/magento2-module-polyshell-patch"
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Het is vandaag de 3e zondag in maart en dat betekent: het is de #dagvandeafhaalchinees. Dus haal nu maar snel dat godenmaal bij bijvoorbeeld 'Chinees Ind. Rest. De Mandarijn' in Nijmegen. #elkezondageenchinindspecrest
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Als initiator van deze belangrijke dag, ‘De dag van de afhaalchinees’ , moet ik natuurlijk wel het voortouw nemen. Ik heb wel gesmokkeld want kon echt niet wachten met eten dus alles ter plekke naar binnengewerkt! Wat een culinair orgasme! #dagvandeafhaalchinees #reddeChinees
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Wake up, eight sleep gives me a 72/100 sleep score.
Brush teeth with Oral-B iO, only 64% coverage.
Step on withings scale, body composition down 0.3%
whoop says my recovery is 41%
sit on the toilet Vivoo analyzes my urine in real time, 6.2 pH. suboptimal.
oura ring says my HRV dropped while i was pooping
open levels app, glucose spiked from looking at a banana
get in tesla, safety score dropped to 94 because i braked too hard arrive at work
manager says my productivity score is in the 38th percentile
go home, eight sleep starts cooling my bed at 7:43pm without asking
lie in the dark wondering what my existential dread score is
apple watch taps my wrist: "it seems like you're having a hard time. breathe."
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The amount of crap I get for putting out a hobby project for free is quite something.
People treat this like a multi-million dollar business. Security researchers demanding a bounty.
Heck, I can barely buy a Mac Mini from the Sponsors.
It's supposed to inspire people. And I'm glad it does.
And yes, most non-techies should not install this.
It's not finished, I know about the sharp edges.
Heck, it's not even 3 months old.
And despite rumors otherwise, I sometimes sleep.
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Kubernetes killed more startups than server crashes ever did
You don't have Spotify's scale. You have 8 engineers and a single server that's running fine
But you watched a KubeCon talk, and now you've got 23 YAML files, a Helm chart nobody fully understands, and engineers debugging pod evictions instead of buildinga product
Your "cloud-native infrastructure" is just a cloud bill with extra complexity
A $50/month VM can handle millions of requests. Your startup will run out of money debugging networking issues long before you need horizontal pod autoscaling
The best infrastructure decision is often the simplest one
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Eindelijk, de laatste versie van de IJsmeester App is nu ook beschikbaar in de Play Store. Download deze zodat je voorbereid bent als de nieuwe vorstperiode aanbreekt #natuurijs #schaatsen #waarkanikschaatsen