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23M // welcome to my sh*posting account where I tweet whatever is on my mind.

Michigan, USA
Joined September 2025
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Meet ur oomfie ⊰⁠⊹ฺ • name: Alex • mbti/sign: ENFJ ~ Leo • hobbies: Anime/TV, Art, Games • birth flower: Larkspur • fav food: Sushi • fav animal: Binturong • comfort movie: Snatch (2000) #promotwt #moothunt
Meet ur oomfie ◟✿ • name: Corpse • mbti/sign: INTP • Virgo • hobbies: Movies, Art/Crafts, Games • birth flower: Aster • fav food: Pizza/Beer • fav animal: Seals 🦭 • comfort movie: Monsters University
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Hyper mobile joints issue #1: jaw that pops out of place, that's the popping noise you hear
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Adult friendships deadass are like "I am alive, Love you, life is beating my ass, talk to tou soon"
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It's gettin hot in here
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Unfortunately guys my department acts like it's gonna die without me. My availability is "preference" and if I want a day off for sure then I need to use PTO 😭 I can't make plans and I don't have a set schedule
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I'll never forgive Tisha for what she did to Rico 💔
ITS THE SPEAKER KNOCKERS !!
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ITS THE SPEAKER KNOCKERS !!
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just a horror nerd & her favorite film 🔪
just a horror nerd & her favorite film 🖤 I couldn’t pick 1 😩👉🏼👈🏼
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reminder new followers/gooners!!! 10$ dm fee if you wanna chat ;3 mamas gotta fund her kitty costume #nsfw #nsfwtwt
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Her friends and her mom hates me
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Lay down on the bed do the crybaby
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I've hit the point of exhaustion where my eye literally won't stop twitching
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Guys please know the song 😭
Her friends and her mom hates me
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Grip strength
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I treat my ADHD and my caffeine intake like a domain expansion battle. Trying to see if I can drink so much my body is forced to feel energized
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DOMAIN CLASH ! I knew that wasn't the right way to say it 😭 guys I'm not a fraud I promise
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