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Please stand for the National Anthem
Khia performs “Don’t Trust No N***a” for Cadillac Chronicles.
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bitch they done put a pornstar martini in a tiptop hello !?
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Aye mf THIS IS A NUDE steakhouse! I’m here with my mother and father.
Replying to @PastyPops
Shittttt you’re close to Rachel’s
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If you're in the Chicago area, they need your help moving the bean 7 inches to the left tomorrow.
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say what yall want this a bad ass bitch, he keeps the pieces 😭
Stefon Diggs with his Hermès Kelly multi-pocket “To Go” pouch! #BagCheck
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LMFAOOOO
Man finds an unusual spot to sit while waiting at the airport.
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“Idk what you want me to say”
Apologise like a guy…Go
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I used to think like this until I saw how people family do them up close.
people who actually hold grudges against their family members & go years without speaking to them are not good ppl 😭 idk it’s literally your family
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this is the worst hangover ive had in a while man
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I need to be tittying more.
Niecy needs to come out with her own line of spanx!!! They be SITTING RIGHT😩
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Niecy Nash titties. That's it. That's the tweet.
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I’m in Walmart and just heard a mama tell her bad ahh kid, “You better pump ya brakes before I tint ya windows!” 😭😭😭 And you know what? THAT’S RIGHT 👏🏾💀 I can’t wait to get home and say that to mine 😂
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braised short rib from starbucks. y’all are eating mitch mcconnell.
to say this meal was incredible is an understatement… starbucks really did outdid themselves, the velvet mascarpone cold foam is so delicious and ties everything together, im in love
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Yes cause that was yesterday’s sunset. This is today’s.
Nyc people take pictures of sunsets like it’s a concert
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I love ppl who don’t let other ppl play dumb & act confused. You can’t act funny then pretend you wasn’t acting funny 😂
Gabby really got Raven together here
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Follow this guy. He’s about to spend an entire year without looking at a screen, while tracking his biomarkers and overall health to see what changes.
It feels like removing a dagger from my leg. Headache. Dysphoria. Flatness. Hearing phantom iPhone dings in my sleep. Days 1-3 were more of a rush. I felt light and free. On day 4, the withdrawals began. I've never had to kick something like this before. Screens are a legit addiction. I'm curious to see if the month 6 PET scan shows enhanced metabolism in regions that improve in drug addicts who quit like the thalamus, frontal cortex, and striatum (reward circuit). There are no PET studies of people quitting screens, so Dr. Eber and I are breaking new ground. Image attached is baseline PET (F18 tracer). That's one of a few scans I'm tracking. Day 6/365 Sent from my screenless phone
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A mes amis qui sont sur Twitter, Quand je vais me marier, rappelez moi que je veux ça svp Merci
Couples pending signatures at Zlatan and Davita’s wedding… this is actually too cute 🥰
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i never stopped doing my makeup like this btw the eyelid can be 001 “how many karats” diamond bomb by fenty beauty
The Victoria's Secret Angels in 2008
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