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Sports/biz lawyer. Adjunct, UOregon SPM. Yale, Nike, MLB alum. Borrowed Brooks Robinson's uniform for Halloween 1975. Jane Austenite. I contain multitudes.

Portland, Oregon, USA
Joined April 2007
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Downtown Minneapolis right now. It’s -10° and the streets are on FIRE🔥. When people march in this cold, it’s not a protest. It’s a message.
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This is Mr. Paworotti. His favorite Christmas song is Howl-lelujah. If you'll excuse him, his solo is coming up. 13/10
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Can't top this one I got in a text
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Replying to @NFL @Ravens
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I guess the Commander in Chief needs to go!
Hegseth says it’s not a good look for our military to have overweight people commanding it Hegseth: It is tiring to look out and see fat troops, likewise unexpected to see fat generals leading command, it is a bad look. Bad and not who we are.
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🚨 BBC just dropped the diplomatic equivalent of a slap in the face: dissecting Trump’s entire unhinged UN rant line by line.
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She was right. About Everything.
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🚨NEW: Kerry Kennedy has announced Late Show Host Stephen Colbert is the recipient of the 2025 Robert F. Kennedy Human Rights Award for his advocacy for free speech and speaking truth to power. RETWEET to congratulate Colbert on this honor!
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Replying to @JoJoFromJerz
HAHAHAHA!
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For fuck’s sake. Socialism is NOT Communism Capitalism – anybody can be rich Communism – nobody can be rich Socialism – anybody can be rich but nobody should be poor
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WTF
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Germans are now trolling Trump. Sound up! This is too funny. 😂
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Hi everyone! I'm Eileen Laubacher, the Democrat, retired U.S. Navy Admiral, and mother of five running against Lauren Boebert here in Colorado. I'd love if you could follow and RT to help me get to 7,500 followers. Let's get rid of Boebert in November! PS... love the fan art!
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Not AI. This is a real tweet from the U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security. This is our life now.
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Trump Solicitor General D. John Sauer tells Justice Amy Coney Barrett that Trump "generally" tries to respect federal court decisions but he has the "right" to disregard legal opinions he personally disagrees with. Coney Barrett seems to be in disbelief.
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Tariffs memes are the hottest thing right now, so post your favorites👇🏻
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DERIK QUEEN FTW 😱 OH MY GOODNESS 🤯 #MarchMadness
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🗣️ I'M FROM BALTIMORE. THAT'S WHY.
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Thoughts and prayers are in order😂
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This used to be the URL for a story on the @DeptofDefense website about Jackie Robinson's time in the Army. The story has been removed. The ghouls who did this should be ashamed. Jackie Robinson was the embodiment of an American hero. Fix this now. defense.gov/News/Feature-Sto…
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