people asking about my black eye & im like “you should see the other guy” in reference to a completely unblemished staircase
i think it wont be great so my wildcard hope is they just do dune, let me do alikr jihad against the thalmor and smuggle moon sugar on pirate ships and it will be fine
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On this day, 1605, Guy Fawkes was found guarding 36 barrels full of strangulation pornography directly under the house of lords. His subsequent torture revealed the true scale of the goonpowder plot.
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"Ancient Sith conquered star systems, put entire worlds to the saber and lightning. Meanwhile, you go to LAKE HOUSE with "senator" and LEVITATE PEAR. YOU ARE GAY!!"
the are mountain folk who refuse to give up their independence even if it means dying for it, they are also basically terrorists who havent advanced beyond the stone age, they also all have gaelic names, what did todd howard mean by this
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Did y’all hear about Uriel Septim opening the oldest vault to reveal the authors of the Elder Scrolls? They’re all Redguards, every single one.
According to The Verge, an official announcement of The Elder Scrolls VI will happen very soon, even as early as next month. It will be called "The Elder Scrolls VI: Sentinel", and will take place in the province of Hammerfell. The game's story will focus on the Elder Scrolls artifacts themselves, and uncovering the secrets of the Scrolls.
im sick and i found an italian powder sachet in the cupboard that just said melatonina on it and i made into tea i hope its poison
