🇭🇹 ♏ she/her. infj; slytherin; /bi/bliophile.

Miami, FL
Joined July 2008
Replying to @verticities
I know some mutuals have created accounts and I'll be following if you shared your name here. 🫠
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krissy retweeted
These are fucking grown men dawg
Akademiks says five rappers didn't post Drake on his birthday Ak says he was watching to see who'd show love on their story, and five he won't name didn't post at all, including some who call Drake twin.
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I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up. It’s real.
The strangest High School mascot in each state.
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you never see US boys slutting themselves out for Hakeem Jeffries
Esse ano nós botou o Bolsonaro pra mamar ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
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krissy retweeted
wallahi this is the ugliest man on earth
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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krissy retweeted
her work husband.
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Replying to @InsiderWN
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krissy retweeted
44th week of the year 👀
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quand mes potes proposeront de partir en voyage au japon mais que j'ai like et rt trop de tweets haineux pour être autorisé sur le territoire
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krissy retweeted
holy shit 😭😭
Les Japonais qui testent leur branche d’arbres préférés avant le jour J
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Guys, this is what it looks like to PROTECT WOMEN.
Saturday at the RennFest I happened into a dude being a creep to a woman standing in front of me in line. He approached her out of nowhere and started talking. I thought he knew her or something. But I saw the look on her face, stranger danger, and started glaring at the dude.
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krissy retweeted
Also, why do Texans keep electing Greg Abbott? Are y’all being held hostage? Are y’all ok?
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krissy retweeted
what the fuck am I reading
Nicki Minaj with a tweet-and-delete, furthering speculation that she and Trump are having an affair 👀
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The screenshot is fabricated. Nicki Minaj did not post or delete this tweet. She posted in support of Trump and Republican candidates after joining him at a Michigan rally where he commented on her appearance. billboard.com/music/rb-hip-h… x.com/NICKIMINAJ/sta…
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He bought that shit, so anyway.
Noah Wyle named People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive 2026.
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Unreal. Are you fucking kidding me
BREAKING: In an embarrassing moment, Republican Cindy Hyde Smith gets too scared to speak at her own rally and leaves after just two seconds.
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The Marlon Wayans one got me crying cause it’s true
Omg I can’t stop laughing. His students told him he looked like all of these people and the comments were hilarious. 😭😭😭
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krissy retweeted
This is CRAZY
Florida youth soccer league director's 911 call revealed after toddler drama. 🔉: Winter Park Police
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And voting NO on all amendments, especially on 3! #NOon3
my fellow floridians we are all voting blue right
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The language of these two will confuse you - the teachers want YES on the referendum, NO on the amendment!
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BLOOD OF JESUS 😭
Le japonais qui se prépare à aller doigter sa femme enceinte pour lui prouver l’amour qu’il a pour elle ( il veut juste toucher sa future fille)
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krissy retweeted
Oh they locked in LMAOOOO
Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"
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