Money Genius

Idea: @AENetworks crossover of Storage Wars and Hoarders where would-be treasure hunters place bids on hoarder den of despair for potential profit. Run ads for consumer goods with lots of packaging and instruction manuals to create perpetual TV show

Idea: gig economy consultant firm, maintains multiple battalions of gig workers and leases them out in bulk to delivery apps, ridesharing, etc has own sovereign island for training and lodging of consultants has app for easy contracting thousands of people at a time

also useful idea: NASCAR-like sponsor decals on emergency medical equipment being manufactured for the shortage to remind consumers of the various brands that care

Idea: ad space in the next stimulus package to encourage consumers to direct their gift cards and coupons back into economy, open new credit cards, buy more goods growth

Endgame for reality: infinite tunnel of product placement

Another train idea for @NJTRANSIT: Sponsored “experience” cars Remove one passenger car and replace with the @Bose noise cancellation commute experience car, etc. Use revenue to improve train infrastructure to support more consumer experience cars, repeat

Idea: staged photo service for social media / dating apps. Options include: - closing a deal at Nobu with an overseas VIP over sushi and drinks (Rolex visible) - getting into helicopter - courtside Knicks, intensely talking on cell phone - face in hands at NYSE trading floor

Idea: @Wendys private franchise service for the most discerning clientele. Transform an entire section of your home into a fully functional and supplied Wendy’s kitchen to impress VIP guests from overseas. Drive-thru optional. Includes free small frosty with contract.

Idea: @fitbit device for live personal finance metrics. Divides down your net income to $/step, lets you decide if a walk to the fridge is worth your time. Tap against other fitbits to send/receive money. Available in rose gold finish.

Idea: @kickstarter for congress - everyday people crowdfund money to pay local politician to vote for their interests. Corporations set crowdfunding goal aka number to beat for a successful vote for the people. Huge opportunity, untapped market

Idea: @LinkedIn integrated dating app. Filter dates by Excel proficiency, measure compatibility by potential team synergy to optimize business productivity. Endgame: sell married couples to businesses, cut recruiting overhead in half

Idea: @StaplesStores enterprise scratch-and-sniff nametags for networking events. MSRP $99.99 for pack of 500. Scents include: lavender, lemongrass, rosemary, eucalyptus. One tag every pack is overwhelmingly grape scented

Idea: @tacobell vanilla ice cream with @sunnydelight syrup style orange creamsicle sundae. Includes optional spoon. $3.95 + tax. syrup may be purchased separately in a large beverage cup

Idea: @Microsoft commemorative 'Sounds of Windows 95' on vinyl. Includes bonus FLAC downloads, logo stickers for laptop. MSRP $39.95. perfect gift for aimless mid-20s bachelor

idea: @JUULvapor mango pod scented nicotine patch

Idea: @FisherPrice battery powered teeny car for children in style of zamboni or street sweeper so the little one cleans the house as he zooms around

Idea: roomba like robot which eats food scraps off the floor, leaves house to fertilize lawn. @BostonDynamics freebie if you can figure out the mastication mechanism

Idea: @IKEAUSA subtle racecar bedframe for bachelors, more closely resembles a matte black midrange sedan than sports car cup holder

Idea: @Nike smart shoebox, scans outfit via computer vision and chooses sneaker for optimal clout also maybe it steams hamburger buns

Idea: @Arbys carseat for the little ones with attached “thinking Arby’s” thought bubbles if we start now we could ship in time for the holiday season