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Knights Movies he's seen in 2026 thread: First up the modern "Evil Dead" trilogy from 2013-2026, ranked in order
1. 2013
2. Burn
3. Rise
2013 still holds up, Rise definitely should've been a short prelude for Burn which actually seems to hit harder & tie everything together.
You know this "trilogy" is the first time where it fumbled the fucking bag in being goonbait as a selling point. Not for ideological reasons but by missing the point of WHY she was appealing in the 1st place. THE VISOR, NO FACE! THATS WHAT STOOD OUT THE MOST😭
*time traveler steps on a bug*
"Du you have ze DSM?"
"No sir, those brits swindled us."
"Ja fuck you, you have disappointed me for ze last time, your "services" are no longer needed, Filthy Schweinehund."
The Cynical Knight retweeted
John Woo explains why the Beretta is his favourite gun to use in his movies. He said it looked “sexy” and “powerful,” and loved the way it came across on screen.
Good morning. Remember my niggas. Despite everything you may regret in your life, be grateful you are human and not a 3rdworlder bot with 0 followers trying to act tough over a video game. Not even death threats, Just pure half assed ROGouts to delay the inevitable.
I know you aint talking shit when your countrys being sodomized. Talking shit about indians yet you defend Zelnick like one, get it out of your mouth.
Shawn layden every other day about Sony like he would turn shit around at a blink of an eye:
The Cynical Knight retweeted
Ngl some movies just look better in camrips.
The backrooms movie is a perfect example
STRAUSS IM TELLING YOU FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME
CALL OFF YOUR GODDAMN ILLITERATE GOYIMHOUNDS, YOU SLEAZY BOTFARMING ORANGUTAN
A drive-by block, reply then block after 2 seconds like i dont see your shit.. i dont get these niggas man...
The Cynical Knight retweeted
I think the worst thing Chris O'Neill did was say LittleBigplanet was shit








































