jess

I just have one question... Troy Bolton or Emma Nolan? 😂

$192s for eating breakfast, looking at the set, talking about the scene, and sitting around scrolling on my phone and eating snacks for five hours. And a resume credit. Easy day. 😂 Probably means tomorrow won’t be so easy huh

Any Green Bay Packers girls want a girlfriend to watch games with 👀 I don’t know much about football but I love the packers, wear cute outfits and make us snacks! 😜 Accepting applications lol

I am ‘I want a hot girl to turn me into a mini her’ lesbian. Is that toxic? lol

And sometimes your father reminds you he holds the control by taking the dial for the bathroom heater so you have to turn it on with your fingernail 😤 I hate men because they don’t even understand

If they knew the girl they wouldn’t let stay was sleeping in her car because everyone rejected helping her, would they change their minds…

I think i accidentally get dates by complaining about having no one to go to specific things with to people interested in me and then they go ‘ill go with you’ and im like whoops i just wanted to complain about my friends rejecting me but okay!

My first kiss with a girl is officially on the internet and I really don’t like that it’s so cringe to me. Why did they have to post the rehearsal videos gahhhhhh

If I had a girlfriend I’d make her watch the first 4 Toy Story movies with me and then go see Toy Story 5 But I’m single so I probably won’t watch any

Someone explain to me how a D1 athlete leaves college with more reel footage than an acting major who literally needs a reel of their performing to get jobs 😭😭😭 I’m so jealous yall get everything filmed

You know what’s insane? My parents will pick me up from parties in the middle of the night, sending me money when I ask without question. But I ask for help opening a jar or for them to teach me how to make a meal they make for us and it pisses them off. Like wtf?

I want a summer romance so bad but every girl I like either doesn’t like me back or is a pro athlete who doesn’t know who I am 😭

I complain about pain and how I need to find a solution and my sister says, you can’t fix it you just have to deal with it. Yeah well this is why I never do certain activities because they create so much pain and I want to be able to do them without that so thanks. So helpful

Imagine proposing to someone over text the way people break up lmao

I’m just a pure girlie who thinks a girl with a ton of piercings and a couple of nicely placed tattoos are the hottest shit ever

Dating a woman is so nice. We can talk about bras and it’s not weird 🤣

If you’re queer and on dating apps. Don’t post photos with other people in them either you. Sorry but I just automatically assume you’re actually a couple so if you’re a single queer just put photos of yourself and maybe your pet? But not other people…

I need a brag book because imagine going to a community theater audition and going out for the main young female role and then beating out all the older men that auditioned for the lead role that they’re going to make female for you 😂😂😂 Love beating men out for things

I’m open to all new opportunities and experiences because I never know which one may lead me to meeting my future wife 🙃 And I can’t risk missing that opportunity