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now that Christmas is over I canβt wait until the next national holiday (my birthday)
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Musical masterworks of the Western classical canon
vs.
βStacyβs Momβ by Fountains of Wayne
A THREAD
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This is Tori. Sometimes she just gives up. And that's okay. 13/10
ALT an extremely fluffy white bichon frise sits on a grassy hillside under cloudy blue skies. her head is perfectly round, and her eyes are two little black beads right in the center. sheβs sticking her tongue out at you. her legs are pillars of floof, with no discernable paws.
ALT the fluffy bichon frise has transformed like an armadillo into a little round ball. sheβs flopped forward and bowed her head toward the camera, making her appear to be nothing but a basketball-sized cotton ball on the grassy hillside.
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There was a baby chimp born at The Sedgwick County Zoo, the baby had to be put on oxygen for a few days. This is a clip of it being reintroduced to its mother for the first time.
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PSA: the food pyramid has been updated for spooky season. It now looks like this:
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/ \
/pumpkin\
/ Spice \
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/ anti \
/depressants\
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/ Iced Coffee \
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bright idea: we should stop monetizing required education materials before i hit βcheckoutβ for the expensive textbooks in my cart rn
