Mam to 2 crazy kids and wife to a crazy husband. Ours is a mad house but I wouldn't have it any other way
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Victoria Nelson retweeted
Made it through in Australia. Unsure which timezone applies though.
#Rapture2025
ALT meme image "Marked Safe from The Rapture today" with blue flag image.
I’m watching my husband trying to follow a you tube tutorial on installing something on his computer and I want to rip his phone out of his hand and scream “just let me do it”. It’s causing me physical pain watching this!!!
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My daughter just asked what joining the mile high club meant. So I told her. She said “oh I thought it was to do with running! You get a high from running a mile…”
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You know that feeling when people make you so mad you just need to remove yourself from the entire situation? Yeah that’s me right now!!!
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So Riley says I know why Mya is so good at street dance, it’s because she’s one sassy bitch! He’s not wrong!
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The commentator on the football just said we have to find some penetration from somewhere and I laughed like the childish individual I am!
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Victoria Nelson retweeted
“The Shining” came out 44 years today and the best part of the film is definitely that time someone edited the trailer to make it a Romantic Comedy (instead of Horror).
So I turn the tv on and there are 2 adverts for wills and 1 for cremation! Is the universe trying to tell me something??
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So Dr, I managed to strain my wrist trying to open a bottle of wine #firstworldproblems
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While I was eating my chocolate orange my husband and daughter just helped themselves to pieces of it! I’m outraged!
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