Posterity

Elsa Jean's three husbands, ranked by chaos: #1 her sugar daddy's lawyer, who proposed within DAYS and secretly had a wife and two kids in Memphis. #2 a drug trafficker who destroyed her townhouse and got himself banned from America (her words: "best restraining order ever"). #3 the "nice one" who got their nanny pregnant... on camera, in their living room, while she watched the footage. 💀 And SHE'S the one who cheated on him. "I prefer toxic. I love bad guys." Husband #1: she was 18, he was 44. He was her sugar daddy's lawyer. The sugar daddy stepped into the bathroom, the lawyer slipped her his number and said: "When you're done with him, come to me." "So I did." One conversation. She moved in right away and married him "like the next day or something." Two weeks later she went through his old iPhone and found out he already had a wife and two kids living in Memphis. She got it annulled. Husband #2: a male performer she met on set. Vegas wedding. Then an immigration lawyer revealed he had drug trafficking charges and shouldn't even be in the US. When she told him to leave, he destroyed her townhouse instead. She called the cops, and now he's not allowed in the US ever again. "It's like the best restraining order." Then came the vow renewal - but a guy from a barbecue asked her to France that same weekend. "I was supposed to renew my wedding vows. But I'll go with you instead." She posted next to the Eiffel Tower on her own wedding day. That guy became husband #3. Seychelles wedding. She really liked him. Then the nanny got pregnant, and the living room cameras caught the moment. She cried on the bathroom floor for three months. So when he caught her lying about still filming scenes, she just reminded him who got someone pregnant. "It was in my back pocket for a while." Three husbands. A secret family, a drug trafficker and a nanny. "I prefer toxic. I love bad guys." Which husband was the worst?

Angela gets emotional while talking about what really happened in her sc6n6 with Alexis Texas where she almost d!ed smothered by an actual a$$. She says there's always "that little gap where you can breathe just a tiny bit... ain't no gap." She was scared AND euphoric, refused to tap out, and walked away pretty sure she'd taken Alexis's eyelashes with her. 💀 "It was when I worked with you was the first time I actually thought I could die from being smothered by an ass... you know there's always like that little gap where you can breathe just a tiny bit? Ain't no gap. She sat on my face and it actually went through my head like, 'Holy sh*t, like I actually can't breathe... I was scared and euphoric. I was happy, but she just kept eating my personal eyes until I was like, 'I'm not giving up.' And I'm pretty sure that I took her eyelashes when I got off."

Lisa Ann says Marc Wallice faked his HIV test in 1998 and kept shooting and several co-stars after that started testing positive. He admitted faking a test for a booked gig but swears he didn't know he was positive. She says he "handed people a possible death sentence." 💀 And that's just the first bomb. The rest of her interview drags an agent who turned out to be the "Harvey Weinstein of porn" and blames Jenna Jameson for flooding the industry with thousands of girls who'll never see a dime. To her, he lied and handed people a possible death sentence, and he left every production company holding the bag. She has a production company herself, and if somebody catches something on her set, OSHA comes after her because she was the one running the shoot.

Mitch Jones finally got the kill he'd been begging for in World of Warcraft and celebrated by screaming YES over and over like a man possessed.

Mitch Jones died in World of Warcraft because he couldn't resist looting a quest item walked right over and pulled a pack of extra monsters with it.

Mitch Jones sits there in World of Warcraft with NO gear on, watching someone else slurp up every piece of loot... and completely loses it. Naked and robbed at the same time. 💀

Mitch Jones thought he was about to level up in World of Warcraft, missed the ding by a hair... and started screaming that he needs 4x XP. The grind broke him live on stream. 😭

Nmplol got distracted checking his own camera mid-dungeon, pulled a whole pack of ghouls... and Mitch Jones paid for it with his life. Died for a camera angle. 💀

Mitch Jones runs out of mana in World of Warcraft, calmly announces the fight is over... and the whole group dies. He called it before the game did. 💀

Mitch Jones hypes up the last and hardest boss in all of World of Warcraft... then dies ON that fight. Talked himself into the grave. 💀

Mitch Jones decided the fastest way out of a World of Warcraft dungeon was gravity - jumped off a bridge... and died on the way down. The fall didn't even let him finish the escape. 💀

Mitch and Nmplol agreed to a friendly 1v1 on the dock. Then Nmplol's weapon procced a fireball that nearly one-shot him on the spot. Chat went insane they almost watched him die live. 💀

Mitch Jones dies in World of Warcraft, watches the grey screen come up... and immediately starts yelling at his corpse to run back as a ghost. Man didn't even accept his own death. 💀

Adriana Chechik celebrated her Birthday by shooting a one nonstop 42-minute airtight triple An@l s€X scene, hired the three guys with her own money, no studio, no director and her next plan was even crazier four scenes in one take, no cuts, no breaks, ending with the biggest guy in the industry. Then TwitchCon happened. A foam pit, a back broken in two places, a metal rod in her spine. The four-scene movie never came out. 💀 It started on her couch. Adriana Chechik was watching other girls' videos, timing them in her head. Somewhere in there she decided she would beat all of them. She was already the biggest name in the business. More than 1,400 films, AVN Female Performer of the Year. She didn't need another record. She wanted one anyway. So for her birthday she hired three guys with her own money, no studio, no director telling her when to stop. The plan was an "airtight" scene. Every part of her taken at once, and she would not let it end before she broke the record. The camera rolled. 10 minutes. 20. 30. At some point most people would tap out just to breathe. She had a trick. Back in school she played in the band and learned circular breathing, breathing in through her nose while never stopping. She never thought band class would end up here. When they finally stopped, the clock said 42 minutes. She sat on Plug Talk telling this like a sports story. Then the hosts asked what's next and she smiled. Four scenes in one take. No cuts, no breaks, no water unless it's written into the script. Each scene rolls straight into the next, harder every time. And the last one ends with the biggest guy in the industry. She wants a clock on the wall so nobody can claim it was edited. She wants to sell it as one movie. Why? She says she's been like this since grade school. She has to be the best. She has to be the hardest. She wants to know how much her body can take. Less than a year after she told this story, her body gave her the answer. A foam pit at TwitchCon, a back broken in two places, a metal rod in her spine. The four-scene movie never came out. Would you have watched it?