☦️ husband dad Toast. Uniforms. Movies. Hoagies. An occasional beer.

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Joined October 2015
I have peaked.
Replying to @vmpops
Jaker pulling up to the after party.
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Me waiting for an elevator in Benedum Hall of Engineering
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Oh my word
Stevie Ray Vaughan explaining the difference between how Freddy King and Eric Clapton play Hide Away.
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When girls give their digits to my mutuals.
Numberless Soviet-era phones
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This is the content I'm here for
Replying to @vmpops
Here are three of the best uniform matchups in Steelers history
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Replying to @vmpops
Counterpoints..
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This is amazing, a deeper cut. What a time to be alive.
The Go-Go's (Belinda Carlisle) - "We Don't Get Along". Live 1982. The band's bassist, Kathy Valentine, composed this track when she was only 19 years old. Before joining the group, Kathy played in a band called The Textones. In fact, it was power-pop singer Phil Seymour...
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Incredible uniforms, best in league history IMHO
Why the Cowboys don’t wear these uniforms as throwbacks is beyond me.
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He just like me FR
I can’t remember a password I created yesterday, but I can remember that Junkyard Dog came out to Another One Bites the Dust as intro music from 1984.
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Solid take
I’m about 15 minutes into this movie and I can already tell it’s one of the coolest things ever made.
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Last time I saw @vmpops and his wife coming out of a video store.
Redbook February 1957.
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Nag was a problem. Nagaina was a bigger problem. Kipling was so real for this.
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I prefer a hotel breakfast that is labeled like a Richard Scarry book.
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He just like me FR
I bring sort of a “William Petersen in Manhunter” intensity to the function that makes some women uncomfortable.
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Me in the lot for tailgating on Saturday night
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Absolutely cannot stand AI artwork in PowerPoint presentations. Disturbing. Almost universally too much info on a slide. Busy. A real sign that you are lazy and also don't care about the audience.
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I prefer a hotel breakfast that is labeled like a Richard Scarry book.
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Bacon, Egg, & Cheese on a Bays English Muffin
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That don't concern me. As long as I get my money next Friday
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