@voellig

a suitcase full of illegal lizards

 The Netherlands
Joined January 2009
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Colyn
@colynelliott6h
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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I’d say Jade, she’s having a moment right now
Colyn
@colynelliott6h
The gays are crying that Jay Z is doing the halftime show and then you ask them who should do it and they’ll look you straight in the face and say Pinkpanthress
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the goat is their professor
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ugggggh
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Let Kylie do it, bring some culture to America
.@ctrl_sedgrick18h
They’re definitely going to need to start getting multiple performers for the halftime show soon. Like it’s only 3 other people that can do it at this point and 1 is in a marriage psychosis, the second is a mental mess and the 3rd is Ariana Grande.
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Zack Stentz@MuseZack18h
Shatner and Takei are going to die on the same day (hopefully many years from now) like Jefferson and Adams, aren't they?
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Damn turns out I have great notes from last year for class this week, thanks past me
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for my non-football oomfs this is like ella langley winning a grammy
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Harry Kane has officially won the 2026 Men’s Ballon d’Or.
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katie 🍓@katierozesOct 26
No, I'm afraid that character in the ABC Network procedural that airs at 8 PM on Thursdays is not "canonically a bottom"
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once I move to Amsterdam I can finally make my friends watch Best in Show. and Popstar
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LazerPig@PigLazerOct 26
Today I learned the first video game to allow for Non-Binary gender options was Austin Powers for the Game Boy Color.
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george takei and william shatner will live forever. out of spite for each other
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they should do The Dropout season 2 going through the trial and after with Amanda Seyfried playing Elizabeth Holmes again and then when they get to You Can See Everything filming Elle Fanning plays Amanda Seyfried
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adri@ps1loadscreenOct 26
we have to get taika waititi back on new zealand cocaine. he is not suited for the wider cocaine ecosystem in the same way our enormous yet helpless birds cannot thrive around even the smallest of mammalian predators
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showed my friend/colleague the kitchen in the place I want to buy and she said "that's a choice" so hopefully any other bidders think that too
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(it's very industrial, stainless steel and concrete, I think that's cool as hell)
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I kept my voting registration in Colorado for a good 4-5 years after I moved to Seattle in the mid-2000s because “my vote matters more there”
El Reconqristador ابو شربل 🇲🇽@crawlings13Oct 25
Anybody who lived through the blue-ification of Colorado or Virginia can recognize Georgia's path immediately. Georgia is literally just Colorado in 2012-2016.
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eating lunch at a cafe and they’re playing This Is The Day by The The
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this guy is chill asf :3

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