full time 🤡

Louisiana, USA
Joined March 2009
do something that gives back to your community without monetizing it challenge
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when I was a kid I didn’t want to go to my grandfather’s girlfriend’s funeral so I convinced my mom that I could see demons and when I walked into the funeral I cried and screamed and said that there was a dark entity surrounding her casket and we left and got route 44 diet cokes
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one time I got so annoyed with a customer that I ended up googling their name and found out that they got arrested for soliciting a cop for s*x and every time I see them I know I hold this trump card and I feel powerful
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you ever see a skinny body dressing wildly and then you think if a fat body did that how merciless people would be to just dogpile on them
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I want to travel back in time and give a women from 1850 a clit sucker
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“I can have an opinion about this and it not be some Barbie movie bullshit” - my boyfriend
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realizing your mom hates other women is almost equal to the feeling of ego death
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sorry I don’t watch movies that don’t pass the bechdel test
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come to dark side………..we have cookies xDDDD
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throwing a tantrum because my boyfriend won’t let me pee with him
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never forget that even if you work for a local non-profit arts center, they still don't care about you!
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my bf said he got my a gift and i was so excited turns out he got me a fuckin dog cone
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my boyfriends kid just said she didn’t like sailor moon and me and my sailor moon tattoo dont know what to do
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killjoy is solely for the girls and the gays
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Mardi Gras is a contact sport
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my worst fear is being at a place where a flash mob breaks out
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Replying to @vomits
i want animal yelling my name later tonight! zing!
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I want Animal yelling Kojima tattooed inside my eyelids
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