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I know I been tweeting nonstop horny stuff but I swear guys I’m so much more, I’m actually rlly nerdy and a tad silly

Craving someone eating me out and they start to look up at me with insane eye contact, analyzing my responses. I start to get embarrassed so I look away, only for them to stop completely and tell me “nuh uh, look at me.” When I do, they tell me “that’s right, good girl”

wanted to nap cuz the gym made me sleepy horny, played with my clit, came, finally slept but only for 15 minutes because a phone notif went off aaand I literally woke up horny AGAIN so ofc i had to take care of business AGAIN, and now im not sleepy anymore, is this hell?

I like to sleep on my side, hugging a pillow, one leg on top of it. I wouldn’t mind if you grinded your hard cock against my ass while I’m sleeping. Take advantage of me while I’m asleep, I love having a surprise when I wake up <3

yeah I think tm I’m just gonna tough it out and just get out of bed if I wake up so early, I can’t keep trying to make myself go back to sleep for three hours TT it makes me feel like I wasted three hours of my life, and I hate wasting my time

the best kind of nudes is from the people who treat it like the art form it is

That one time when one of my best friends was talkin about how one of her coworkers has “crazy ass weird kinks” and she asked for my opinion. I simply responded “well, as long as all parties are consenting adults it’s not too bad.” Like girl, the enemy is closer than u think

fuck I woke up in accident at an ungodly hour, at least this time a sound woke me rather than me just waking up spontaneously. Maybe I should just adjust the time I go to sleep earlier since for the past few nights it’s always around the same time. I miss sleeping like a rock

Hear me out, having a gym buddy that you have insane sexual tension with. They’re so much taller and stronger than you, nice voice too. Imagine encouragement like “Come on one more, you can do it” or “that’s it, almost there.” We would be doing our cardio elsewhere

I’m not usually a jealous person but I would kiss you if I noticed someone else staring at you. I would stare right back at them too, just to show them you’re mine.

I think it’s safe to say I have acute insomnia now💔💔 having someone here to fuck me to sleep sounds pretty good rn

love hearing myself moan when I play with myself… am I a narcissist?

playing the game? that’s ok, I will suck your dick under the desk and watch you slowly lose your composure

the nights are getting cooler, lets fuck in the car until the windows get foggy

Life hack: stuffy nose? Jerk off/have sex, trust an orgasm does wonders in helping you breathe

why am I suddenly getting perceived- I didn’t expect this account to get any attention at all. fuck it we ball we are doing it for the plot now.

Aaaand I woke up again at an unreasonably early time, this is hell I never had issues staying asleep before and my head hurts💔💔 I will continue to try going back to sleep, this is just so frustrating

need someone to leave hickeys all over me in places only we can see them