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I’ll be somewhere down in Texas, if you’re looking for me.

Dallas, TX
Joined March 2011
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Uber, but for firing everyone into the sun
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Reuters: Jensen Huang had an intimate relationship with a second employee, two sources told Reuters.
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We will remember them.
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Eagles?
is there a band out there who have the word 'the' incorrectly put in front of their name more than arctic monkeys?
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They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old: Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn. At the going down of the sun and in the morning We will remember them.
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Start here:
A top priority for the new Congress should be investigating what the hell is going on here
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Absolute cinema
🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 LIAM DELAP HAS MADE IT THREE FOR NOTTINGHAM FOREST! WHAT A COUNTER ATTACK! Nottingham Forest 3-1 Manchester City. xitter.gq/canadafreezy/status/21…
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CNN - President Donald Trump was in the midst of his fourth political rally in three days when he asked a close associate the question that had been troubling him for some time: How did the Republican Party get in this bad of shape?
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“Get rid of Ohio” probably doesn’t poll well in Ohio, but you’d be surprised by the numbers it gets in the other 49
Don Jr in Ohio: "They want to pack the Supreme Court. They want to make Ohio a state."
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Funniest possible end, unless the Cowboys score in 6 seconds
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This is why players flop, only way to get a call. Stays up and it’s waved off.
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All the world's a stage and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances and one man in his time plays many parts
In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Milwaukee is about to be drunker than anything has ever been drunk
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VICTORY FOR THE REDS!!! 🤩🔴 🔴: ✅✅✅✅❌✅❌✅ 🔵: ✅✅✅❌✅✅❌❌
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Grav should’ve been pulled off at halftime
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I still think Pratt was safe
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I’m pretty sure that Chourio was safe, just like VAR they don’t want to embarrass their mates
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The Atlanta Falcons preparing for the 49ers this weekend:
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Always rated Villa
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