Tim P. Walker

It dawned on me that I should pin a list of published stories, so let’s start this thread with a freebie. “The Goddamn Chuck Mangione Song” appeared in the Baltimore City Paper in May of 2015. baltimoresun.com/citypaper/b…

I smell gas. Does anyone else smell gas? Anywho, I’m over at the other place now. Come and find me. Now, where’s my lighter?

Turns out “The Goddamn Chuck Mangione Song” is currently behind a paywall. Considering the current ownership and general state of the paper where this piece is parked, I’m good with anyone not wanting to pay. Actually, I’ll do you one better. Used to be free anyway.

RIP Q. His score for this classic piece of shaggy cinema is as cool as a powder blue polyester leisure suit.

Halloween traditions and whatnot.

Andy Harris is trending again so I guess that’s my reminder to pull this old chestnut out again. Here it is: the greatest “fuck you” in the history of the English language. Stream Kojo On Maryland Rep. Andy Harris by kojoshow soundcloud.com/kojoshow/kojo…

Lots of bots on this site as of late. If you think you’ve got one in your DM’s and are bold enough to engage, ask them what famous fictional character’s death affected them most. If they say the fucking horse from The NeverEnding Story, kick their robo-ass to the curb.

Why stop there? Shouldn’t she prove she was even a teenager in the ‘80’s? She should be able to produce her prom corsage, a ticket stub to a matinee showing of ET, and a receipt from Waxie Maxies for a DeBarge cassette.

Richard Lloyd Group at Holy Frijoles

RIP Kris Kristofferson, the manliest of Renaissance men.

Damn straight. He stops at red lights, too.

I love how blasé my inbox is when it gets celebrity fundraising texts.

HRH Polly Jean Harvey and band tonight at The Anthem in DC.

By the transitive power of stupid motherfuckerdom, the guy parroting such bullshit on live TV must be one stupid motherfucker.

Favorite couple in a movie.

I’m not the only one who cringes any time they hear someone use the word utilize, right?

Oh hey, I’m in this anthology. Congrats again to @HollyWest for putting this thing together and bagging that there gold.

Pity the poor soulless asshole who can’t at least catch a contact buzz just watching this kid.

RIP Alain Delon, one of the iciest. Le Cercle Rouge: Billiards and Beatings youtu.be/77Sjuce2Ix4?si=6nqv… via @YouTube

RIP Gena Rowlands, who performed this high wire act: A woman under the influence (1974) youtu.be/Dob7CiyAK2g?si=Ed0b… via @YouTube

So you what MN band kind of gets slept on despite (or probably because of) going all kinds of platinum and whatnot? Soul Asylum. #NowPIaying