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United Kingdom
Joined September 2011
I shall say this only once...
I’m joining the team at @X to lead Product. I am a huge believer in @SpaceX's mission to extend human consciousness to the stars, so it’s time to make shitposting multiplanetary. X is the best way to find out what’s happening in the world right now and talk about it. The team has been working tirelessly to make X a better place and product for the people who love it, and many have noticed the recent momentum. My goal is to help accelerate that momentum for our community, new users, and businesses globally by continuing to make this product beautiful and useful. We are twenty years in, but it truly feels like X’s next chapter will be our greatest. I look forward to your ideas and feedback; I’m sure the replies will be measured and magnanimous.
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#m5 j19 southbound
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⚠️ Got advisories on your car at its recent MOT? 🫨 Don't panic. 🛠️ Advisories give advice on maintenance issues but don’t result in an MOT 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚. @DVSAgovuk is this ⤴️ correct now? – at Newport, Wales
⚠️ Got advisories on your car at its recent MOT? 🫨 Don't panic. 🛠️ Advisories give advice on maintenance issues but don’t result in an MOT. 🗣️Discuss them at your MOT garage and book in to get them fixed 🚗 They remind you to keep your vehicle in a good state of repair.
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⚠️ Got advisories on your car at its recent MOT? 🫨 Don't panic. 🛠️ Advisories give advice on maintenance issues but don’t result in an MOT 𝙛𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙪𝙧𝙚. @DVSAgovuk is this ⤴️ correct now? – at Newport, Wales
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Prepare: Pack a summer essential kit inside the vehicle cabin: plenty of drinking water, snacks, suncream, necessary medication, and a fully charged mobile phone. The advice was given, parental responsibility is real. – at Swindon, England
Replying to @HighwaysSWEST
How can you not open one lane to let people past is a joke, people with young kids here without water etc!!
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👀 traffic held southbound just before #m5 j21. Third of the day! It's been a day of it. @NationalHways – at Hewish, England
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#M5 j21 Northbound traffic currently held due to accident – at West Newton, England
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#m5 j28 Cullompton IS open Northbound. Ignore posted diversion. @HighwaysNWEST – at West Newton, England
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Did I read this right? – at Ashton-in-Makerfield, England
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M5 Avonmouth bridge. Lanes closed southbound for works, no information on the available gantries leading up to the closures? @NationalHways please pass it along to @HighwaysSWEST 👀 – at Sheepway, England
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Disappointing signage for #M5 j21 road closure overnight. Lane 1 blink and you missed it, lane 2 or 3 you have 0 chance. Not lit and tilted away from the road, made the 2 signs advising you to use the earlier j20 instead, invisible. @HighwaysSWEST why not use the gantry signs 🛣️ – at South West, England
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Tonight's closure much improved, advance warning of #m5 j21 exit works by displaying in advance on the gantry, this information was reinforced by another mobile illuminated information board and then a couple of smaller signs. 👏🏽👏🏽👏👏 Must have been @NationalHways – at South West, England
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My mistake, they advise a different diversion! M5 southbound Jct 21 exit slip closure (163/7 to 164/1) Details Overall Scheme Details: M5 southbound Jct 21 Exit slip closure for Improvement/Upgrade scheme. Diversion via - M5 south to Jct 22 and return M5 northbound. – at South West, England
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gimme five and I will refresh... @DVSAgovuk #spelling – at Avonmouth, England
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Travelling down the M5 again and @HighwaysSWEST officer illegally parked on verge, the distraction slows drivers who react as it might be a police vehicle, the Clevedon roundabout is 200m further along. Use that. @NationalHways what rules do you expect your officers to follow. – at Sheepway, England
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6.5 years @HighwaysSWEST #M49 Infrastructure
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Hope this was drunk when stationary boggnor – at Bognor Regis, England
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DVSA: @ dvsamedia Go find a stock photo without anyone using their indicators. dvsamedia: Got it. – at England, United Kingdom
Signals warn other road users of your intended actions. 🚗 You should always 👇 - give clear signals in plenty of time - use them before changing course - cancel them after use - make sure your signals aren’t confusing For more information, visit: ow.ly/2XM850X8vvM
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Does this include the @2SevernBridges gov.uk/government/news/migra… – at England, United Kingdom
Mae ein Cyfrif gyrwyr a cherbydau yn darparu ffordd gyflym, hawdd a diogel o weld eich manylion trwydded yrru a cherbyd i gyd mewn un lle. Sefydlwch eich cyfrif heddiw 👉 gov.uk/dvla/cyfrif #DVLADigidol #DVLACymraeg
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