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26 | Taken/Closed with @mosin_dragon πŸ’™ | πŸ”ž MDNI | Azur πŸͺ‘ @furzombie

Wisconsin, USA
Joined April 2026
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I like to throw my boywife @mosin_dragon around 😏
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Telegram really just translated a bunch of barking to that πŸ’€
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Good news my lawyer got my rape charge reduced to jaywalking
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……???????? On a dating app??????????!!!
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Ngl, pretty grossed out over people β€œposting hole” for the midterms :/
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Im so manly i have 3 testicles
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Just ripped a shower fart so nasty I gagged and had to get out #ChipotleRewards
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Nobody likes you when you're depressed. We can talk all day about mental health and its importance, but the moment you fall into a depression; everyone starts to pull away. They see you as someone negative, a burden, a person too heavy to deal with.
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Getting drunk at the AMC movie theater and beating my wife
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Make sure my gas $3 by tomorrow morning fck nga
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The urge to quit your job on the spot after being disrespected is so strong because why am i even sacrificing my peace for a paycheck that can barely compensate me
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"I'm voting red" "I'm voting blue" I'm voting brown and shitting diarrhea in the voting booth
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My doctor asked for a stool, urine and semen sample so i just gave him my underpants
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Saber cat head complete and shipped :) Feels really good to complete something with everything going on lately, needed a win. And Im really proud of this one πŸ’œ
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I’m so excited for the midterms.
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The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
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what
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