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UPDATE: El-Sayed won by 7.
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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Warren retweeted
"I don't go with the consensus that Trump is going to get smashed." Nigel Farage is joined by the Daily Wire's Michael Knowles as Americans head to the polls in the midterm elections.
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Abdul el-sayed it is done bro 🇺🇸
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Americans don't use WhatsApp because of a decision Apple made in 2013. We only know about it because the emails came out in court, and the whole thing came down to keeping your kids off Android. It started with Eddy Cue, the guy who runs Apple's services. That April he emailed the team saying Apple really needed to put iMessage on Android. Google was reportedly trying to buy WhatsApp for $1 billion at the time, and Cue's pitch was that Apple already had the best messaging app, so why not make it the one the whole world used. Craig Federighi, Apple's software chief, shut it down. He asked how Apple was supposed to get Android users to leave WhatsApp when they didn't even have iPhone friends. So back in 2013, the guy running iPhone software was basically admitting WhatsApp already owned everybody who didn't have an iPhone. Then he got to what he was actually worried about. iMessage on Android would remove "an obstacle to iPhone families giving their kids Android phones." Phil Schiller, Apple's longtime marketing boss, backed him up in another email thread in 2016, writing that putting iMessage on Android would hurt Apple more than help it. None of this was public until Epic sued Apple and the emails got pulled into evidence in 2021. Now look at what that does to WhatsApp. The entire reason WhatsApp exists is that it works on any phone, so it wins wherever group chats are a mix of iPhones and Androids. Apple went the other direction on purpose. For years, every Android user in an American group chat showed up as a green bubble and their videos came through blurry, and the fix everybody landed on was buying another iPhone. Tim Cook pretty much said this out loud in 2022. A reporter at a conference told him he couldn't send videos to his mom because she had an Android, and Cook told him to buy his mom an iPhone. And it worked about as well as anything Apple has ever done. Nearly 9 in 10 American teenagers own an iPhone, and iPhones were 75% of phones sold at the big three US carriers in early 2026. If almost everyone you text has the same phone, an app whose whole selling point is working across phones has nothing to offer you. Worldwide, Apple only sells about 1 in 5 phones. Most of the world's group chats stayed mixed, so they ended up on the one app that ran on everything, and WhatsApp blew past 3 billion users. Meta says more than 100 million Americans use it now too. Apple finally added RCS texting with Android in 2024 and turned on encryption for it this May, and they still kept those messages green. Apple basically let WhatsApp have the rest of the planet so it could keep American teenagers.
Why don’t Americans use WhatsApp?
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Weekend mood😂
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Warren retweeted
BREAKING:🚨 Aston Villa are to take legal action against channel 4 presenter Jasmine Harman after she said on an episode of 'A place in the Sun' "the villa is a bit small and lacks character".
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He has no idea how despised United are by every other club. We're sick of their hubris and arrogance, sick of the overwhelming disproportionate number of ex player pundits infesting every network with their gatekeeping and mean spirited snide commentary and analysis. This is a level of delusion I find baffling and is further evidence many journalists who cover United live in a red bubble. It really is getting difficult to tell some journalists apart from the Youtube gobshites they look down on.
I’m not so sure about that like mate 🤔
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Sky sports news: any real football fan worth their salt would love to see Man Utd back where they were,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣what a load of biased bollox.
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Might as well play the hits. Now going to mute my phone for a week
Really hope I'm proved wrong but I'd rate Harry Kane as a Championship level striker at best #thfc
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To anyone that thinks immigrants are the problem, watch this. We are so cooked 😂
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I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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I’m not sure I’ve seen a Nigel Farage press conference quite this empty
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It’s October.
Bruno has been nothing short of a disgrace for Manchester United this season.
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The next time Nick Clegg in invited onto BBC to pontificate as an independent tech expert…please note that here he is, named in the $27bn New Mexico judgment as one of execs engaged in a systematic cover-up of Facebook’s deceptive consumer practices.
Woah! Go New Mexico. This is a really important message to Silicon Valley tech companies: you are not above the law
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Nadine has always been very clued up on these things. In other news, here’s her finding out how Channel 4 is funded, In the middle of a meeting she was chairing about defunding channel 4
Election law is very tight, clear and important. Our democracy rests upon the robustness of its application. This is not going to end well for ITV.
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Warren retweeted
Can we rent out the Odeon for this?
▶️ 'All or Nothing: Manchester United', coming to Amazon Prime Video in 2027.

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The dumbest fucking thing I’ve ever read.
Replying to @SocialistVoice
Every teacher who wore a Palestinian badge in 2026 would have worn a swastika in 1939.
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Welcome to week seven of The Athletic’s Premier League performance table — a ranking system that is fast turning into a Brighton & Hove Albion appreciation page. In our performance-based take, it is a clean slate at the start of each gameweek, which means you can go from top to bottom (and vice versa) in the space of a few days, with the 1-to-20 rankings assessed purely on how well each team played in their previous match. Brighton: The best team in the Premier League right now. Aston Villa: Step forward Victor Lindelof. Liverpool: Victor Munoz is a livewire. Nottingham Forest: Will they ever score again at the City Ground? Newcastle: Sound the alarm bell. Crystal Palace: It’s been coming. @stujames75 decides which team won the Premier League weekend — and which teams really struggled. 🔗 nyti.ms/4eKkusH
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Luka Vuskovic with an all-action performance. 💪 @BHAFC
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You can put your phones down, we have a winner 🏆🤣
Replying to @MartinSLewis
Go and guard the Musée d'Orsay. You can be the Monet Saving Expert.
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