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Nairobi ,kenya
Joined May 2018
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Both my sister and his husband are at home and unemployed because their previous employer is downsizing due to the tough economic times. They’re both CPA 6 holders, and my sister also has a BCom in Accounting. Mkijua mahali kuna vacancy, weka refer aki.
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Mhesh @edwinsifuna Ile kukudefend tunakudefend kwa hizi streets offline and online, please when you get to the house on the hill don't forget us. We just want an affordable Kenya, lower the prices, work on the heavy taxes and remove unnecessary govt expenditures, we wanna enjoy our country, take road trips bila stress ya gede and be able to eat at restaurants bila kufuliza. Good healthcare for our hailing mothers and fathers and affordable education for our little once. Make Kenya great. #SisiNdioSifuna #MimiNdioSifuna #Semawantam
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Broke CEO retweeted
Zima hiyo kitu 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ume anza kuchanganya na mbegu. Elections were held on 27th Dec 2002. According to you he was supposed to draft a new constitution in less than 1 day, hold a referendum and implement it before 31st Dec 2002?
2010 constitution was supposed to be implemented in 2002. Najua haujui hio. Kibaki delayed it
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Broke CEO retweeted
Oscar pekee ndio atanusurkia. Yeye tutampeleka shule aanzie grade 4. Hao wengine ni jela. Sifuna the 6th.
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Broke CEO retweeted
Rating women na picha za mtandao is where huwa mnakosea .Uyu ata sai najua ameanza kutoa ile kaharufu ya uzee.
You must be mad if you are still judging Guardian Angel for marrying this 58-year-old woman.
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Broke CEO retweeted
ODM imesbaratishwa 🤣🤣 Mlidhani the son of Sugoi ni duanzi ni wheelbarrow mtaskuma vile mnataka? Those in LM walimwonea 18. These bloodbased bootlickers burnt the bridges and now their vessel is sinking. I want UDA to shortchange and shaft them properly
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Kama uko Eldoret and looking for such a venue or a venue you can host Birthdays, intimate events etc DM me 💋 (Can accommodate upto 30 pax)
I'm looking for a venue/space/hotel that can host 60 pax for an end of year party within Nairobi....buana hii kuwa HR saa zingine ni ngumu. Wakuwe na food na drinks.
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Mkichengwa na wamachapati huwa mnakuja kutushow mkimuita "our favourite "...aje sasa na she is always being called out on here? How is she our favourite? Ukichengwa tulia,you deserve it because of your ignorance
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Broke CEO retweeted
Mni plug nice & affordable 1Br AirBnBs sides za Diani, close to Diani Reef Beach Hotel.
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ATP hamniheshimuu😭😭 Wdym ati nikisema jina yako do I get a discount?🤦🏾‍♀️💀
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keeping up with the semenjis
Mnawatch movie gani niwacopy?
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crazy i have caught 3 bodies in this lineup 😭
Kesho nayo itakuwa mbya!!!! Kisumu we are so ready!! #KOX5Aside @OdibetsOfficial
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Atumia mwena wa Kîeni kùrùrùngana marutîte nyondo nja thutha wa andù a Twitter kùrakaria Kamau Kanoru nî kwandîka na Gîkùyù ng'endainî cia ùkinyanîria
Some of us ni wakikuyu lakini hutawai tupata kwa iyo upuzi ya kutweet na kikuyu. Gikuyu twitter you need to grow up yesterday you dissapointed me.
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Wamama hukupikia hivi ukiwaoa ndio unone kama ngoima wanawake wengine wasikutamani.
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Broke CEO retweeted
ODM ! ODM! ODM! How many times have I called you, Let me surprise you, Kasongo doesn't need you anymore, why? Even if he was to land in kondele today, he will hold a rally peacefully and a number of people will attend the rally wearing UDA merchandise, ODM stop dreaming for the DP seat, Kasongo will not give you, Riggy g warned you not once, not twice, many times, but you never heard him, now you're cooked and ODM will be finished before December, Never ever trust kasongo 🫴
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I have news for you; You were dating the most awakened soul ever. That salt is a spiritual cleanser is public information. Want to rebuild your auric field, salt bath. The first step towards shielding your house from spiritual attacks and ensuring positive energy, salt sprinkle. If have a steuglling business, mop with salt. If you want to maintain highly positive energy amongst your employees and workmates, sprinkle salt around. If want to be in luck, to avoid carrying people's negativity who you interact with, carry a few pellets of salt in your pockets. Salt is also used in manifestations, she is in Switzerland probably chasing what she already visualized in her mind, created in her heart, and salt was part of that. Sex is a sacred spiritual act. And when you engage in it, you open portals, so salt helps assure that only high frequency portals can be accessed, it wards off succubus and incubus- low frequency sex demons. All aspects of life is spiritual.
Nishawahi date hawa wasichana wa spiritual psychosis sasa huyu element yake ilikuwanga chumvi bwana,tulikuwa tunaamka asubuhi the first thing tunafanya ni kusprinkle chumvi kwa hewa tukizipea intention zetu, after that tunakunywa maji ya chumvi for breakfast 🥲, adi maji ya kuoga ilikuwa lazima tuweke chumvi eihh chumvi yenye ilikuwa inamaliza 5 years kwangu tulikuwa tunamaliza na siku mbili, alafu sasa tukienda out ilikuwa lazima tutembee na chumvi kwa mfuko Ati Tunattract goodluck🥲mzae wake alimtafutia scholarship Switzerland nikapumua🥲🥲
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Broke CEO retweeted
Very accurate 😂
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Broke CEO retweeted
Perfomance entirely depends on the pitch and audience
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Broke CEO retweeted
Rest in peace home bwoy🕊️🕊️ I will try to honor you wish Rest easy pal
To be sure I'm dead at my burial, play Octopizzo's music and see if I will get up to press pause
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Broke CEO retweeted
You can print preston's face pic and wear it It'll scare many people
Where are y’all getting your haloween outfits????Mniplug 🙏
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