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Dear God Make Everyone Die Amen

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Joined April 2023
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One of my exs used to call herself asexual while we were together I cant tell if shes genuinely retarded or just hated me
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My lil bro said I lost the plot
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This song changed my life back in 2024
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2025 was prolly bleoods last good year
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Im officially employed Betch
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my dick mid and i’m unemployed #WhoWantMe
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nigga like me might say “me next”
next time a man ask me “wyd” imma say sucking dick
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1c gon make this dick look stinky
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Useless ass dms
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U could literally do nothing and people will still get mad at u
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My dads so retarded dude told me to wash the dishes then told me not to and when I didnt he gets mad at me for not doing it?
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twitter dogwhistles to watch out for!! "y'all so miserable" = "heil fucking hitler" "joy and whimsy" = "i touch little ass kids" "normal people: hi how are you" = "white power"
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youngest kllhhr clone on bap🩸😮‍💨
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I am a proud redditor
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Im not gay
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Folks just be making shit up nowadays
Niggas were deadass dipping their balls in soy sauce during lockdown 💀
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