Office of the Consulting Criminal. Contact Sherlock Holmes.

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Olruggio of the Torch has been named Witches Magazine’s Sexiest Witch Alive for 2026…
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Can I pet that daaaaawg? And it's Catlock to Pupstrade.
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musical au where irondad and spideyson play as hermes and orpheus in hadestown
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His glorious purpose. In preparation for Avengers: Doomsday, stream Loki on @DisneyPlusCA
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Hannibal Lecter has been named People's Sexiest Man Alive of 2026
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bearcroft and bearstrade saves lives
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JohnLock Alien Stage AU where Sherlock Holmes is a prized human pet who advanced to the next round by felling his best friend John Watson. Unbeknownst to him, the latter was rescued by the Rebellion and have joined the ranks of the ringleaders.
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🕸️ …and their contract devils.
🕸️ Kuroshitsuji AU where the Holmes Estate serves as the triple-headed watchdog of the Queen…
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🕸️ Kuroshitsuji AU where the Holmes Estate serves as the triple-headed watchdog of the Queen…
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A man. A man. A ma-a-a-a-an.
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Pissed off boyfriend x his boyfriend who doesn’t know what he did wrong.
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Placeholder caption. Mail me.
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Sherlock Holmes and his himbo boyfriend.
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Lestrade and his controversially young boyfriend.
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Sass all you want, Sherlock Holmes, but I know Lestrade says “down, boy” and you’re sat. You’re on your best behaviour. You are prim and proper.
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Something something Mycroft probably had his colleagues tell him once that Sherlock’s a, “Jolly little fucker, ain’t he?”
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The air is thick with jealousy.
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#JOHNLOCK — If you ever loved me, let me go.
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Replying to @druglacedtide
sherlock using a card from greg for a case and the lady on the other side of the phone goes "hello, mr. lestrade, how can i help you?" and sherlock pauses for a bit, feeling strangely warm, until he forces himself to proceed with what he was doing
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Okay, yes, Sherlock probably has a binder of key cards and ID cards he pickpocketed from Mycroft and Greg and he, more frequent than not, uses them to… his advantages. But to be called “Mr. Holmes” is nothing out of the ordinary, “Lestrade” however…
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