🏎️ animal science major, 44 16 fan as job 🔞 I am Dr. Robby’s bitch stupid wife
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☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
every clip i see of it is one of the characters being like “guys… i’m *gay*” and then sabrina carpenter and the teacher are like “no, you’re just… confused :) be yourself”
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
The only thing that would sway my vote this election is six text messages from an unidentified number during my work day.
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
Do you know how terrible you need to be to piss Lewis Hamilton off? He doesn’t even swear at Max and Max actively tries to kill him since 2020.
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
People wear glasses for the first time and go “omg is this how ophthaltypical people see all the time??” Like no you are on stimulants 😂😂😂
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
no one prepares you as a parent for when your toddler pours bubble solution on your 8 month old’s head and he cries so hard bubbles come out of his mouth while you wash him in the sink
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
Carried them to what?
The utter disrespect for Charles is wild.
Charles carried this whole team for 8 years. This team constantly fucks him over, he went through so much shit with Ferrari but this man wore this team on his sleeve for 8 years and the AUDACITY to say Charles has no respect for the team or doesn't want what's best for them??
That's the most absurd thing I've ever heard.
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
A03 being down has made me realise no one knows anything about copyright law. Yes they can sue you & cease & desist you. For the love of god people
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
Last night I bought a 12 pack of squirt and the cashier asked “what are you planning on mixing with this?” And I got so mad that the only appropriate response I could say was “it’s a perfectly fine beverage on its own”
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
this woman backed into my car and there was a huge crunch but no damage on either one of our cars, and when i got out to see if she was okay i said, aren’t we lucky it was us? and she laughed and then we left
☼ ariel (TOP 99.9% ON OF) retweeted
idk one time i commented "i wish i could give this endless kudos" on a fanfic and the author very condescendingly replied "or you could write an actual comment instead". we don't know what it is that some of you specifically want, sometimes commenting is already too much lmao
