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we just went down..

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Joined September 2018
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and people still don’t believe her about this that’s why they’re miserable and have achieved nothing in life
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how it feels to be new at your workplace
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manager saying we need to stay til 5 even though he knows we literally can’t do our jobs without outlook and are just sitting on our phones
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New Jersey safe WE WONNNN
Potential nor'easter could usher in season's first snow for millions as cold air sweeps across East trib.al/WA9hyVz
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try not to say mother challenge
Ariana Grande on β€˜The Tonight Show’ over the years.
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okay shes findin it
ariana on the tonight show
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undiagnosing myself #ImNormal
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to me she read as a flawless queen of the gag
One of my favorite complications in "You Can See Everything" is that Amanda Seyfried can be "read" as either the voice of the audience or a villain, depending on your gender, ethics, and politics.
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lembrando de qnd eu tava no ensino medio e dava play no artpop 6h30 da manha pra ir pra escola
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RULES FOR ARIANA FOCKER IN LAW PRESS TOUR ARIANA PRAISINGS = MANDATORY "She looks healthier" = TORTURE + MASS REPORTED STREAM PETAL 10x = MASS PRAISINGS "She looks so skinny" = WATERBOARDED "Whiteiana" = PUBLIC EXECUTION
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Dems randomly flipping Mississippi too
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Last night saw some of the greatest progressive victories in modern American history.Β All across the country, in rural and urban areas, Americans said NO to oligarchy, and YES to an agenda that fights for the working class. Congratulations to the following candidates: U.S. SENATE Abdul El-Sayed (MI) Peggy Flanagan (MN) Troy Jackson (ME) U.S. HOUSE Bob Brooks (PA-7) Rebecca Cooke (WI-3) Sam Forstag (MT-1) Adam Hamawy (NJ-12) Melat Kiros (CO-1) Brad Lander (NY-10) Will Lawrence (MI-7) Donavan McKinney (MI-13) Brian Poindexter (OH-7) Analilia MejΓ­a (NJ-11) Claire Valdez (NY-07) Randy Villegas (CA-22) Aisha Wahab (CA-14)
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Elon Musk moving all his companies from California to Texas just for Texas to turn blue
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it’s beyond embarrassing that she thinks she’s above everyone else who did love island when she has one of the worst post island runs ever..
Olandria rapping along to Cardi B’s β€œAH HA” during her Halloween photoshoot.
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Bernie Sanders
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This is like when Gaga and Ariana released Rain On Me
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First day waking up in Woke america
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I HAVE TO LAUGHHHH
One of the things the data analysts on our side obsessed over was "composition"β€”whether the electorate looked close enough to 2024 for Republicans to win. And despite polls that showed a Democrat blowout, the data kept on telling us the same story: in some states turnout was merely OK, in other states it was downright amazing, and in no state was it catastrophic. There was a genuine sense of optimism on our team: our people were showing up. So, I asked the smartest data guy I know, does that mean we're going to shock the world? "No," he told me. "We might do better than the polls suggest. But the data is telling us that a lot of Trump/Vance 2024 voters are pissed and planning to vote for the other guys. Our voters are turning out, but they may not vote for us." Well, that looks prophetic now. Our voters did show up. In Florida, for example, the electorate was 9 points more Republican than Democrat, just a couple points worse than 2024. Undoubtedly there were places we could have done better on turnout. But the main problem is not turnout. The main problem is that many people who voted for Trump/Vance in 2024 voted for Democrats in 2026. There will be a lot of infighting and arguing over what happened and why that is. One of the pollsters I really respect told me that our economic messaging wasn’t sharp enough down the stretch. I’m sure that’s true. But the real reason we lost is obvious to almost everyone. Another pollsterβ€”one of the smartest people I know in politics, told me yesterday we’d lose the generic ballot by 13 points. I felt negative going into Tuesday, but even I was shocked by this. In his polling, he saw that a lot of Trump 2024 voters were angry and planning to vote for Democrats. He asked those voters who had abandoned us what would cause them to come back on our team. The top four answers, accounting for nearly all of the responses were: 1) End the war 2) Focus on cost of living/inflation 3) Put America First 4) Change our relationship to Israel Our voters showed up. And the above four reasons are why many of them voted for Democrats. This is according to a pollster who nailed the results. While many spent Monday attacking Rachel Campos Duffy for calling for a diplomatic resolution to the conflict, it turns out her political advice was sound. (She’s also a great person.) In the next few months, there's going to be a lot of gaslighting. Expect to hear any number of establishment politicians say the solution to our woes is amnesty. I'm open to the idea that we should change enforcementβ€”by focusing more on businesses that hire illegal labor, for instance. But anyone pushing amnesty is lying to you. The reason we lost is the war. The president himself said so last night. If you'd like to argue it was worth it, that losing the Senate for the next 6 years was worth it, then do so. Argue it was a worthwhile cost to pay. Agree or disagree, that's at least honest. But everyone knows why we lost. And any honest conversation about where we go from here must start there. I remain hopeful about our country. To the people who are pissed off and want to say, β€œI told you so”: you’re right, you did tell us so. Take that energy into electing Republicans who share your worldview. To the people who are just pissed at the results, you should be. Let’s take that anger and get back to the work of saving our country.
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how it feels scrolling Twitter rn
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