when_i_pour_i_reign π¨βοΈππΊπ¦ retweeted
I laughed so hard I cried.
God damn this was well done.
when_i_pour_i_reign π¨βοΈππΊπ¦ retweeted
Jesse Watters, a pliant Murdoch toady of the most pathetic sort, says nothing to see hereβ¦
Twitter is all fun n games until suddenly youβre sitting in a hospital room with a very close elderly relative, gently holding their withering almost lifeless hand, while you hear them make gurgling noises as they approach death
Thereβs definitely a diff between being seen as handsome n being attractive
Just like a woman can be very beautiful but if she opens her mouth n sheβs a total bimbo, she isnβt attractive
Attractiveness is a measure of someoneβs personality not their physical looks
@intjgamergirl
They are actually lying if they say he is not handsome because objectively he is handsome
Attractive denotes a level of subjectivity more than handsome. Some women read that term as "attractive to me personally" and that would obviously totally depend on whether she likes him as a person.
Don't ask me, I usually find any lack of objectivity highly annoying.
This is quite incredibleβ¦..
Imagina explicarle a alguien hoy que en 2002 un director comprΓ³ los derechos de una pelΓcula de artes marciales de 1976 (Tiger and Crane Fists), usΓ³ el CGI de la Γ©poca para borrar al protagonista original, se metiΓ³ Γ©l mismo en el metraje y redoblΓ³ TODOS los personajes con voces ridΓculas.
Eso hizo Steve Oedekerk para crear KUNG POW, la cumbre absoluta del cine absurdo. MezclΓ³ escenas setenteras reales con tomas nuevas en un croma, peleΓ³ contra una vaca experta en karate hecha digitalmente y nos dejΓ³ frases mΓticas que 24 aΓ±os despuΓ©s seguimos repitiendo.
Una genialidad tΓ©cnica y humorΓstica incomprendida en su momento que hoy es una obra de culto indispensable. π¬π¬ποΈ
#KungPow
#MyXAnniversary
Iβve got the 9, I just need a 6
when_i_pour_i_reign π¨βοΈππΊπ¦ retweeted
So in 2020, a pandemic swept across the world that was planned by Dr. Fauci and Bill Gates and was simultaneously both killing billions of people and "just the flu."
BLM was having violent protests and burning down entire cities because a cop was wrongly accused of killing a black man who just coincidentally died of a fentanyl overdose while the cop was kneeling on his neck.
Democrats who supported the protests but condemned the violence were actually responsible for the violence because they said the word "fight."
Joe Biden, who was too inept to win the 2020 election, was also plotting to successfully steal the election while Donald Trump was President by betting Republican-led states to use their emergency laws so that people could vote without dying of the aforementioned fake-but-real Fauci-led pandemic. He did this all from his basement.
Meanwhile, Donald Trump was bravely leading the charge for Operation Warp Speed, which sped up the approval process for the vaccine, which Fauci and his evil minions had designed to kill people, using the fake-but-real "plannedemic" as an excuse to inject people with the magnetic, 5G, mind-control virus.
Then, after the election, the Democrats cheated by counting votes where they were behind and also by counting votes where they were ahead, even though it wasn't even election day anymore, just because the ballots were cast on or before election day.
After losing over 70 court cases, the Democrats illegally tried to seize power by sending the legal Electoral College results, just because the courts said they could, thus having a total disregard for the rule of law.
Then Donald Trump had a rally to "Stop the Steal" where he told people to "fight like hell" dozens of times, but did say the word "peacefully" once, which totally proves he didn't want anything violent to happen.
Then, 2,000 peaceful protesters descended upon the Capitol building to "stop the steal," where they were totally innocent and peacefully protesting while Antifa and the FBI actually caused all the violence that didn't happen.
They were causing the violence because they wanted to make Donald Trump look bad.
Also, the violence that happened at the totally peaceful protest was Nancy Pelosi's fault because she blocked Donald Trump from summoning 10,000 DC National Guardsmen to protect the Capitol Building, even though there are only 2,000 DC National Guardsmen, the Speaker of the House has no authority over the National Guard, and the President of the United States is the Commander in Chief.
Then, when Joe Biden successfully stole the election, Donald Trump packed away thousands of national security documents and spirited them away to Mar-a-Lago, where they were safely held in a public bathroom.
Joe Biden sent out a bunch of stimulus checks with Donald Trump's signature on them, which caused the worldwide inflation two years later, right after Russia invaded Ukraine becuase Joe Biden was warning NATO that Russia was going to invade Ukraine, so Russia had to invade Ukraine to defend itself from NATO.
And all the jobs that were going to come back anyway had nothing to do with Joe Biden, even though the inflation that caused everyone going back to work was 100% Joe Biden's fault.
And Joe Biden's DOJ weaponized the Justice Department by prosecuting people who committed crimes while Donald Trump is doing things the right way and prosecuting people who tried to assassinate Trump by posting an Instagram picture of seashells.
Now, we're at war with Iran because they were two weeks away from being able to hit America with nuclear weapons using their obliterated nuclear capabilities.
And all of this is Barack Obama's fault becuase the treaty that he arranged was bad.
And the real tragedy in America right now is that Democrats are a bunch of libtard, fascist, communist, Marxist, Socialists who are logically inconsistent.
Do I have this right?
You could have avoided all of this I tried dozens of times to make peace n for us to go our separate ways I wonder if one day youβll realise it n make peace I donβt know what got into yr head to do what u did to me on June 28-30th with ST
Hope u will read this Vera Xu Nymphadora
Brendon McCullum to be sacked as England's red ball coach says reports out of London.
Another moral victory for the Poms
Australia beat Turkey 2-0 in #WorldCup2026
Gobble Gobble mβfuckers
Hope this story is true even if itβs not, itβs a cool story
I was in a coffee shop standing behind a man who had been making the barista's life difficult for the last ten minutes.
She was young. Clearly new. Doing her best.
He was not making it easy.
Third remake. Wrong again apparently. He launched into her.
Him: What is wrong with you people. Do you speak English? I said non-fat. NON-FAT.
The barista was on the verge of tears.
The blonde woman ahead of me in the queue had been quietly watching all of this.
She turned around.
Her: (strong Irish accent)
Her: Will you STOP for five minutes? She made the coffee perfectly this time. I watched her.
Him: I want what I ordered.....
Her: She looked at you and assumed you were a man and was therefore completely confused by your non-fat sugar-free orange mocha chip order. Real men drink real coffee. They don't bully teenagers until they cry.
Him: Excuse me.....
Her: Can you please stop being an almighty pain and just leave.
Him: (looked around the shop)
Him: (everyone was looking at him)
Him: (left)
The entire coffee shop applauded.
The barista wiped her eyes.
I caught up with the woman outside and paid for her coffee.
Turns out she was from the same part of Ireland I grew up in.
Me: (small world)
Her: (laughed)
We talked for two hours.
I proposed this Christmas.
She said yes.
Me: (a terrible man and a non-fat frappuccino)
Me: (indirectly responsible for the best thing that ever happened to me)
Me: (I think about the barista sometimes)
Me: (I hope she's doing well)
Me: (she deserves to know what she accidentally started)


















