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Trent

@whytekong

Did everything just taste purple for a second?

Joined January 2011
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"by power vested in me i now pronounce [you] [man & wife]" no one coud stop him from changig how words sound if man & wife know what i mean
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Never hit a man when he's chewing tobacco.
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#RaysBaseball playoff game tonight! 6:30, free admission for game, $20 for a fundraiser ticket for Wednesday! Text or tweet any player 4 tix
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*sits down on toilet* *hiccup* oh dang my ass has the hiccups again! *timbaland rolls by looking real cool* "oh timba" I say.
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Replying to @ShananigansD
@ShananigansD and @whytekong joined me on today's show. So if you didn't listen and have access to a time machine, go kill hitler. #thx
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NYR have traded Mike Rupp to MIN.
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20 re tweets and me and @jennastanstan will make a soft porn video 👍💏💊💉
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Poppped my head in and watched practice for 20 minutes today..folks the Heatley, Parise and Koivu line is going to be unreal. #unfair
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Roy@__sarpong25 Dec 2012
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@DomoKunt @whytekong tears of angst and anguish are a great addition too
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Domo@DomoKunt25 Dec 2012
Replying to @whytekong
@whytekong, tears of sadness and regret are the best lubricant. #noms
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If I found out that this stupid twitter account was created by that degenerate @roziere14 take a lap. #gingerbreadhouses
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Giving out free copies of new JOHN DIES AT THE END movie edition novel! Retweet to enter in 3 hrs will pick 3 winners.
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Long Cat.
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Kleptomaniacs always take things literally
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AMSA@uofm_amsa4 Oct 2012
This months online blog article for "Beneath The Sheets" w/ @bryyycecarter is available at beneaththesheetswbc.blogspot… Check it out!
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George "Washboard Abs" Washington #FFILF
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Replying to @whytekong
@whytekong this makes me think of you #thatssoraven
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RT if you're interested in a FREE surprise show...
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