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Sam Long

@whythLongface

Soprano based in Houston

 Houston, TX
Joined March 2013
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Sabre@bottleneckloserNov 7
The one thing they really don’t prepare you for in your 20’s is how good playing house feels with your romantic partners feels and how it’s VERY DANGEROUS
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lord please take his suffering and give it to trump and netanyahu and putin and ken paxton and greg abbott and david ellison
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@PopCraveOct 13
Pope Leo XIV has been diagnosed with lung cancer after his surgery, the Vatican announced.
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There’s not going to be a $5000 check, you stupid SLUT
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Dolly Parton Delivered her Pet Peeves.
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derek guy
@dieworkwearAug 26
I appreciate that Dolly Parton played no part in "dress respectability" and, by her own account, modeled her aesthetic after a town "tramp," who she thought was beautiful. She separated aesthetics from character and understood "classiness" to be about how you treat people.
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Fun fact: Mitch McConnell has voted against practically every federal paid leave bill in existence
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@TheMaineWonkJul 29
Fun Fact: Mitch McConnell has taken more medical leave in 2026 than most mothers in America get for Maternity Leave. You’re not angry enough.
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King shit.
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@HQNewsNowJul 16
Mayor Zohran Mamdani has proposed a ban on landlords requiring both income and credit requirements on apartment applications.
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Here’s what you should know about the historic heat wave headed our way. Especially if you’re (hypothetically) having your wedding at MSG this weekend.
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See how easy it is to express your love in Midtown without inconveniencing the rest of New York City @taylorswift13
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@ABCJul 1
JUST IN: After two people climbed to the top of the Empire State Building and unfurled a banner on top of its spire Wednesday afternoon, one of the climbers appeared to propose to the other. abcnews.link/G4bdme1
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Max@welp_maxJun 28
he’s dead ass modern day Diana
Mike (@mikenewyawk) profile pictureMike@mikenewyawkJun 28
DADDY MAMDAMI
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IT’S ZOHRAN’S PARTY NOW BITCH
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Good lord this edit. Insane.
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Dems saying “why can’t he be president” just change the law bro who cares
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@hashjenniJun 16
This is the kind of love you can’t buy by engraving your name on a building.
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Melony🍈@MelonTeeeJun 16
you call sports homoerotic and straight men are like "you just don't understand the brotherhood, the bonds of men" which is arguably a very gay answer
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its crazy how if you get good grades they just let you raw dog adhd your whole life
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"go fuck yourself" but to the tune of Queen's Don't Stop Me Now
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In the past 10 minutes I’ve seen a cop yelled Fuck the Spurs, Spiderman doing pull-ups on scaffolding, a girl with an angelic voice singing Empire State of Mind on a boombox, and a dad help his 8 year old son light a Wemby jersey on fire. There are no other cities in the world
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Chi Ossé@OsseChiJun 14
NEW YORK IS THE ONLY CITY IN THE WORLD
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Laza
@Laza_BautistaJun 14
Crazy to say. There isn’t enough bars in New York City rn lmao
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