Hey @Iran I’ve just got info that UK is storing nuclear weapons here… do your thing!!
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I’m sorry for showing you all of this but the doctor told me not to keep my stress bottled up 😂
Cheers @Renmakesmusic and @SamTompkinsUK 👍🏻
Top 0.1% of Ren listeners apparently!
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Today is World Suicide Prevention Day.
This video produced by Norwich City does a fantastic job of shining a light on how many people suffer in silence when they don’t need to.
If you’re struggling, you can call Samaritans on: 116 123.
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Calm week? Just wait til Bruno’s penalty hits it shortly!!
It’s #SunDay! This week’s (Aug 15 - 21) space weather report includes:
· 1 M-class flare
· 30 coronal mass ejections
· 0 geomagnetic storms
It was a calm week for solar eruptions, but NASA’s Solar Dynamics Observatory (SDO) captured several giant filaments snaking across the solar surface. 👇 🧵 1/2
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Wifey: Do you mind if I borrow your toothbrush??
Me: I lick your arsehole, sharing a toothbrush ain’t an issue
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No chance this survives indoors!!
People who kill spiders in their house aren't just arseholes, but also idiotic morons. The spider is never going to hurt you, ever. Meanwhile it's providing a free pest control service for you, eating unwanted bugs. That's how the spider pays its rent to live with you.
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Hey, @easyJet I understand why our flight got cancelled at Gatwick yesterday but why did you leave us on a plane for 6 hours on a runway first with no food, then just abandon our luggage, provide no staff to assist anyone with queries, just tell people to go through the app to…
rebook which has crashed and is still down now.
Our holiday is now over before it started and my kids are absolutely devastated. I imagine there will be no response to this! Awful customer service and its clear you don’t care
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My boyfriends been cheating, so I joined a dating site found it on there and been catfishing him. He's due to meet the other me in a bar in 10 mins blissfully unaware I'm there with a suitcase of his clothes whilst my dad's changing our locks.
Hey @Renmakesmusic check out this video my girlfriend’s 10 year old boy made… safe to say you’ve got another fan! #SickBoi
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