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chula, chiflada, y siempre chingona. ΑΦ🇲🇽🇮🇷

in the clouds ❤️
Joined April 2009
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Confession Time: I once dated a man for 3 months and at no point in time was I 100% confident of his name.
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I am once again begging yall to watch the 1992 queer cult classic Death Becomes Her
we are never getting out of the patriarchy
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The State Trooper pulling up just to stand guard for them, Texas is sooooooo back
JUST IN: A video is going viral showing a Mariachi band playing outside of Greg Abbott’s mansion after he lost. This is epic.
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Exactlyyyy
i bet living in texas right now feels good as fuck
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i always think about michael being denied birthdays and christmas due to religion, but not exposure to strip clubs and his family's inappropriate behavior?? the adults in his life lied to him and contradicted themselves, what a mind fuck
Imma ask; why didn’t Katherine kill Joseph?
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We got octogenarian Democratic congresswomen thirst tweeting at elder millennial Black Democratic governors we are SO BACK
Being swole helps I'm sure💪
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the Houston Comets
Which Texas sports team will be the first to win a championship under Gina Hinojosa tenure?
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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Finally an accurate map of the south
The evil IHOP Empire remains the dominant power, but the Waffle House Rebellion gains loyal supporters by the day. They will push back the pancake regime until the whole country is yellow and every highway exit has a Waffle House.
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I. AM. NOT. INTERESTED. IN. REACHING. ACROSS. THE. AISLE.
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First of all. They are divorced. And second i always think about a tweet about who got the bookshelfs in their divorce
la bola negra is exactly the movie you’d expect two married gay guys with the same first name to make no shade..
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don't fall for this y'all meghan trainor played msg like 2 years ago
MSG responds to Macklemore's claim that the arena turned down his "Free Palestine" tour: "We have some of the busiest venues in the world with extremely limited availability and he's not an arena level act." 🔗: tmz.com/2026/11/06/madison-s…
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everyone criticising La Bola Negra knows absolutely nothing about the Spanish civil war and are treating it like it's fictional. 'why does Sebastian not face consequences for being a fascist?' because no one did! they won and Franco ruled until he died!
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When the last several Harry Potter books were released, we had midnight book launches attended by millions. Children, in some cases very young, finished these 700 & 800 page books in a single day. And now people are telling me I made it up, that this couldn’t ever have happened.
Millennials, what was considered completely NORMAL in 2005 that would be absolutely unhinged today?
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do people know that the spanish civil war was won by the fascist regime and that lead to a 40 year fascist dictatorship so no people didn't get punished for standing on the fascist side is very important you guys know that
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a feature abbott removed after 2018 because beto got too close for comfort when he went against cruz
Mind you in TX you can’t just select one party at the top and automatically have all their candidates receive your vote. You have to physically press the button by each candidate’s name and hit next, and then do that 108 times. The voters wanted all of them gone.
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Simply put, we never finished Reconstruction, and it has haunted our country ever since. We can end it.
I am a scholar in the failed post civil war reconstruction, and I did my masters thesis on the damage that failure and unaccountable conservatives have done to this country for the last 150yrs to this day, and we are on a precipice here again. America must stop allowing capitalism to preclude democracy, and hold the robber barons, racists, murderers, and corrupt politicians accountable, or this “revolutionary” election doesn’t mean shit.
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No freshman Senator should run for President. "But Obama did it!" none of these guys are Obama and the best candidates (Talarico) cannot leave their seats because they're too critical and you can't risk losing the incumbent advantage for 2032.
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hadn’t watched this in full again til now and I’m fully weeping. Like what the fuck lol this is so incredibly beautiful
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Elon fled to Texas to escape blue states only for Texas to… become a blue state.
🚨 BREAKING: Texas Governor-Elect Gina Hinojosa requests pause on selling state land to Elon Musk.
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Governor Hinojosa, do it. Show California that we’re a better, more efficient blue state than them.
Amtrak has broken its annual ridership record, completing more than 37 million trips in 2026. It's the third year in a row the transit agency has set a new ridership high. (amtrak.com/content/dam/proje…)
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