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WTF @UKgovcomms why resend the emergency alert at 11:35pm! I was just nodding off!
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In 2018 TFL changed the name of Southgate tube, will they do the same this year for South Kensington?
Cc. @geofftech
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Hi @Nigel_Farage this is from you operation “restoring justice” policy paper from August.
Quick question… WHY DO YOU WANT TO TORTURE PEOPLE??! 😳
@Parody_PM perhaps you have a better idea?!
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RIP Dame ‘Steve’, at 91 Stephane Shirley’s life can only be described as a triumph, she didn’t break the glass ceiling, she smashed it to smithereens and ground it to sand.
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Well, if I were @jet2tweets I would be sending a very public cease and desist to the White House. itv.com/news/2025-07-30/whit…
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Well this isn’t unhinged at all. 😳
Happy May the 4th to all, including the Radical Left Lunatics who are fighting so hard to to bring Sith Lords, Murderers, Drug Lords, Dangerous Prisoners, & well known MS-13 Gang Members, back into our Galaxy. You’re not the Rebellion—you’re the Empire.
May the 4th be with you.
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An incredibly heartwarming moment in parliament today that you can bet won’t be reported on. Women from across parties rushed to comfort Katrina Murray with tissues and water. The MP for Cumbernauld and Kirkintilloch spoke powerfully and emotionally of her experience of abusive relationships.
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Ian Hislop in @PrivateEyeNews on his encounter with the unrepentant Justin Welby
This: also block objectionable accounts quickly and freely it makes for a much better experience.
A tip for Twitter/X: Interacting with things may tell the algorithm you want more of those things
If you dislike something & you reshare it negatively, or argue, you may see more similar things, rather than less
Interact with stuff you like, instead, & you'll see more of those
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willdymott retweeted
A tip for Twitter/X: Interacting with things may tell the algorithm you want more of those things
If you dislike something & you reshare it negatively, or argue, you may see more similar things, rather than less
Interact with stuff you like, instead, & you'll see more of those
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Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.
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Olympic facts: Did you know that if the UK had the same population as the US or China then someone would be sitting on you right now.
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