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Forgive me for bringing this up once more, but in “Mary Poppins” when all the chimney sweeps pour into the Banks home from the fireplace, the cook screams “They’re at it again!”which implies that this has happened to her before & that is, I think, the funniest thing in the world.
Reminded of a time in college a girl asked me if I was gay, then told me about her gay friend who was in high school who really needed a date to his senior prom and I should message him. I did. He had no clue what she was talking about and ghosted me. I also never saw her again
All I’ve got on my brain is Jennifer Coolidge as Audrey in Little Shop of Horrors. Someone make it happen.
Learned that Cincinnati Zoo’s manatees were orphans and am now writing a new hit musical “M-Annie-tee”. Auditions will be accepted immediately.
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how cops respond to an active shooter vs. how a drag queen responds to an active shooter
Aren’t brains so silly and fun? Last night had a nightmare that I was in a car accident and totaled my car, woke up, then went back to sleep and dreamed I went to an Elvira theme park! Chaos.



























