Veni, Vidi, Vichyssoise
Joined January 2019
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I think “don’t wear huge fake boobs to work” is just one of those expectations that up to now has seemed so obvious nobody has ever thought to actually spell it out
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Best anecdote in Carol Thatcher's book about her father is when Sir Denis boarded a train at Paddington in which the only empty compartment was reserved for Rosewood Psychiatric Hospital.
Denis travelled alone and in comfort as far as Reading when "all these chaps piled in", accompanied by a male nurse, who counted them before the train moved off.
'One, two, three, four ... who are you?"
"I'm the Prime Minister's husband."
"Six, seven, eight, nine..."
Jonesy retweeted
Fuck off. Just fuck off with this brainless shit
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Glasgow's Kelvingrove Museum has removed Egyptian mummies from display because there was no 'informed consent from the deceased individual'👇
mol.im/a/16227743
#Exclusive #Scotland #Glasgow #Museums #EgyptianMummies #Woke @MailOnlineScot
Jonesy retweeted
Cette romantisation obsessionnelle de la criminalité m’écœure. Cette manie de trouver à chaque crime une excuse sociologique, comme si la misère conférait au criminel une quelconque noblesse, relève d’une véritable complaisance morale. C’est vraiment un fléau universel.
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The Iranian govt has executed over 2,000 people in the past 12 months and 9 of them were public (this does not include the tens of thousands of young people murdered for daring to protest).
As far as I can see, the highly principled Jeremy Corbyn couldn’t bring himself to protest or even complain about a single one of them.
Televising a public execution is beyond disgusting and barbaric. The death penalty should not exist, let alone be a live-streamed spectacle.
This is a grotesque violation of human dignity. We must oppose this - and the death penalty - everywhere.
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmy0…
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I just found the most brilliant bit by @JohnCleese
He explains Leftism better in 90 seconds, than you could learn from any academic in 20 years.
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'How can you carry a ladder on a bike!?'
@FestAKINBUSOYE isn't convinced by @HinaBokhariLD's suggestion that builders could use cargo bikes to help tackle high fuel costs...
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No Joke: The Islamic Republic of Iran has been elected by secret ballot to the U.N. nuclear watchdog’s General Committee one week after the same body condemned Iran for non-compliance.
Dracula has been put in charge of the blood bank.
nysun.com/article/iran-is-gi…
Jonesy retweeted
Quite frankly the silence from Olly Murs on the Nagorno-Karabakh contlict is becoming deafening
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We are brainwashing an entire generation.
Indulgence of victimhood.
Rejection of agency.
Abdication of responsibility.
This is an absolute scandal. 👇🤯🤯
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Andy Burnham - All prisoners on early release scheme will be heavily monitored by police
Police monitoring -
Serial sex offender being monitored by Metropolitan Police found guilty of murdering two women and raping a third bbc.in/4wMlLXa
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Today's ruling by the IOC means a welcome return to fair sport for women and girls, but I'll never forget the scandal of Paris 2024, when people who consider themselves supremely virtuous and progressive publicly cheered on men punching women.
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Billions Dead As Doomsday Clock Springs Forward For Daylight Saving Time buff.ly/0curHt1
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.@UN Please note: given that Iran is currently busy bombing Israel, UAE, Saudi Arabia, Qatar, Kuwait, Bahrain, Oman, Iraq, Jordan, Turkey, Cyprus & Azerbaijan, it may be temporarily unavailable to fulfill its duties as Member & Vice-Chair of the three UN human rights commissions.