Phil Binder retweeted
my neighbors watch Seinfeld or Friends every. single. day and it annoys so much it could be an episode of either of these shows.
Phil Binder retweeted
Please stop leaving electric scooters inside my office. I couldn’t get to my private bathroom today because there were too many scooters. I had to pee out the window. This is conduct unbecoming any citizen of Fingerdale, much less the mayor.
Thanks,
#TheMayor
Phil Binder retweeted
🔴 UPDATE! 🔴
I have some exciting news to share – KNUCKLE SANDWICH has signed with @SUPERHOTTHEGAME's new label, SUPERHOT PRESENTS.
This means I'll be receiving the support I need to get this game DONE.
🍑 Read more about it on my Kickstarter update: kickstarter.com/projects/brp…
Phil Binder retweeted
today my barre instructor saw me naked and it was like an artist gazing at her masterpiece
Phil Binder retweeted
Hi WRITERS, PRODUCERS, and EXECS
Over the past ~2 years @benmekler and I have written:
- 5 seasons of serialized tv
- 2 features
- 2 pilots
- 1 blind deal at DreamworksTV
We love writing and working with new people so reach out if we should meet!
#WGAStaffingBoost
Phil Binder retweeted
TV showrunners, I developed and co-ran an animated saga for a major streaming network. I can't mention the show bc it's not announced yet (thus the grainy pic of me and my partner) but I want to give a #WGAStaffingBoost to all the great writers on my staff, who you should know.
Phil Binder retweeted
Pilot was a finalist @austinfilmfest in 2017, a robot sex comedy. Writes and produces original half-hour MONTHLY @PackTheater called Super Dating Simulator. Anime and pro-wrestling nut. Have samples and 2 original #animated decks currently pitching. #WGAStaffingBoost
Phil Binder retweeted
Hi, my jokes are so good that they got me a blue check mark, but I’d like to write for a late night show! #WGAStaffingBoost
Phil Binder retweeted
If you want someone with range in your writing room, pick me! I write everything from biting satire of DHS to silly fake reviews of #StarWars' asexual male nudity. Scripts, packets, bits, I've got anything you could want. Check some out: medium.com/@frankiegbaby #WGAStaffingBoost
Phil Binder retweeted
Hey @TheBrandiRhodes how bout a female as #theLibrarian in @AEWrestling? Stay out of this @CodyRhodes @MattJackson13 @NickJacksonYB & @KennyOmegamanX. I only like smart people like @IAmJericho. #AEW
Phil Binder retweeted
STAND-UP AT #PACKCON3 !
We have an insane line-up of comedy Sat. at 6pm.
Hang w/ us ALL NIGHT LONG!
Phil Binder retweeted
here’s what I’ll say - too many people came to the screening of love bacardi boston
Phil Binder retweeted
Reminder: all the same rules that are enforced at our public pools are also enforced in Fingerdale City Hall. That means no running, no glass bottles, and no one with active diarrhea in the last 14 days is allowed inside.
Thanks,
#TheMayor
Phil Binder retweeted
To whomever keeps leaving bottles of ranch dressing on the steps of Fingerdale City Hall, please either stop or tell us what point you are trying to make.
Thanks,
#TheMayor
Phil Binder retweeted
The sticky and hilarious @Jordan_Morris has guided us in our show @PackTheater tonight. 10:15pm!
Phil Binder retweeted
#FF everyone from our latest short Meavis and Muff-head - bit.ly/Muffhead
@brittanymetz @OpenBarnett @winkphantom @Iloveshrout
Phil Binder retweeted
Meavis and Muffhead head to the Pregnancy Store - bit.ly/Muffhead
Phil Binder retweeted
last night's "chill" (hosted by @hamburgerphone & @winkphantom the 1st sat of every month at @PackTheater) was one of their best. so fun. vr – at Los Angeles, CA





















