@wit
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Joined November 2006
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A crisis of fate
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The ephemerality of good tweets is a feature, not a bug. It reminds us that life is fleeting and wit is worthless.
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Watching The Godfather reminds me that @uber should submit the taxi mafia to the Vegas museum of organized crime.
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Internet of slings
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I keep mis-reading that ad as Google Coffers
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"Can you imagine me thinking the Internet could be controlled." - Sarkozy – at Paris, France
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Yo newspapers, imma let u finish, but the railroads had the best industry fail of all time. ALL TIME.
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This one goes to eleven.
How about a nap store?
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"It's better to be a pirate than to join the Navy" -Steve Jobs
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140 characters ought to be enough for anyone
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If Michael were to rise from the dead, Christmas future would have a soundtrack to look forward to.
custodiet ipsos custodes
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Fed Dawn: midwestern high-schoolers on the lam save their local economy from central bank paratroopers. Wolverines!
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Any sufficiently advanced advertising is indistinguishable from content.
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Ponzi blew less than $100M inflation adjusted, we should start calling them Madoff schemes now.
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Revolutions can take any road
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Twitterin'
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At Ritual Coffee, the hand-crafted sign by the register now reads, "Please, no blogging in line."
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it should let you put a different cam phone image on each entry
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