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Writer. Multifandom enjoyer. SNL commentator. ✑️. Activist. NYC by way of Chicago/LA. Opinions are my own. #SeniorSwiftie

New York, NY
Joined May 2012
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We are entering the longest possible Jewish year, 385 days, and damn right I’m going to make it my year
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I *could* go to Noah MetLife but I think I need to have the full experience at Fenway
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In your 20s-30s the sorting hat decides what kind of specialist you get referred to, and it’s inevitable, there will be one
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Every Dem is using a sophisticated model called β€œPTSD” that subtracts 5 points from every red state Dem and 10 for Maine and South Carolina
This has turned into kind of a weird election. And this is just based on social media, not any reporting. But based on vibes from Republicans, you'd expect Democrats to end up with 55 Senate seats. But based on the vibes from Democrats, you'd expect 50.500001.
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It’s Weekday Update with your hosts, Colin Toast and Michael ChELMO!
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happy the last of the bugs tour announcement-eve to all those that celebrate
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Watching Knicks become the Knicks in real time
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SNL announcement one day in September:
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good for my Jajmukes/Tommy agenda
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Inconclusive: a one-woman show about the things we can’t seem to get to the bottom of
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This hiatus wouldn’t have felt so LONG if we ended on a good episode but instead we had 3 weeks of discourse
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and what if someone’s Make a Wish was to see Taylor’s wedding dress
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Norm Macdonald
sexiest man alive implies there’s a sexiest man dead
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They expect a people who argue over beans on Passover to agree on enough to build a coalition government
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LMAO so true
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She was so happy to have a rock on her head
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🚨 New Gracie song out tomorrow and probably performed on SNL
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β€œSNL hasn’t been funny since 2009” but this new cast is doing NUMBERS on here
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The Knicks are just doing performance art by losing and then winning it all in the last quarter* (last 1 out of 4 games)
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