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I have a monthly budget of 15k USD for AI but only 15k rupees for ghar ka rashan
Crazzzzy times
@claudeai @ChatGPT @grok @GeminiApp
Bullshit
In Japan, a pregnant Muslim woman visited 7 different hospitals for delivery, demanding only female doctors at every place.
Her husband insisted that Islam does not allow a woman to show her face or body to a male doctor, so they needed only female doctors.
The Japanese doctor finally asked, “What if the delivery happens at night and only male doctors are available? What will you do then?”
Muslim immigrants are now trying to impose their rigid demands even on Japan’s healthcare system.
Some people miss their ex. I miss ordering Butter Chicken without negotiating with myself for 20 minutes
Dil bol raha tha: double cheese pizza, chocolate mousse aur ek original Coke. Zero Sugar wali insult nahi. 🥹
Khair... gym gaya, weights uthaye, 5 km walk ki aur phir vahi boring khana
Delhi AQI so bad the air purifier thinks it’s in a gym.
Full speed, no breaks.
Oxygen sponsored by my electricity bill
@CMODelhi @narendramodi @gupta_rekha
I'd say it's kinda legal tender
@RBI
₹2000 मूल्यवर्ग के बैंकनोटों को वापस लेना – स्थिति
Withdrawal of ₹2000 Denomination Banknotes – Status
rbidocs.rbi.org.in/rdocs/Pre…
That comparison doesn't make sense to me. I know she's a good singer, but she's definitely not the right political candidate
The other one is just a random influencer who had her 15 minutes of fame. Neither of them are good choices for politics or for being influential.
