Hai Everybody! (Does anyone get that reference?) Actor, voice actor, writer, traveler, tramp, vagabond. That's me in a nutshell. Links to books I did below!
Agrabah, Yellow Sea
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Funny that a few comparatively cheap drone strikes by the only true freedom fighter President in the "west" @ZelenskyyUa did more good for Twitter than @elonmusk spending $44 billion just to turn it into a Nazi masturbatorium.
#SlavaUkraïni President Zelenskyy, for all you do.
There's a part of me that hopes Dune 3 pisses everyone off by not having a satisfying or easily digestible ending, just so they read the books to find out how perfect with a bow on top Herbert originally crafted that entire story.
From start to finish, it was so grounded.
If you see this post, respond by naming a perfect movie. Not just your favorite or one that means something to you, but a perfect movie. One with no wasted scenes that you can go to the bathroom during. Where every character is fun to see. For me, The Princess Bride comes to mind
I'd really love to see some numbers regarding rapists and their apparent eagerness to hide behind religion whenever they can.
Frankly, any rational, intelligent adult SHOULD have a bias against Scientology for a myriad of reasons. But a rapist is a rapist, full stop.
A court has denied Danny Masterson's appeal of his 2023 conviction on rape charges, upholding the verdict and his 30-year prison sentence.
In an 89-page ruling, a three-judge panel rejected each of Masterson’s arguments, including the claim that the trial judge was biased against Scientology.
variety.com/2026/tv/news/dan…
In six months time the entire GOP will be gleefully orange, checking out each other's asses constantly and probably raping a bunch of people. I know, no substantive change, but they'll be doing it proudly as their whole identities. But seriously, it's not a cult guys.
Aside from my immeasurable disdain for them, I think the main reason I could never work in the Trump White House is I wouldn't be able to stop myself from convincing him of absolute nonsense just because it was funny.
"Sir, the 20 billion people you saved sent you this card"
I've never been to a Cheesecake Factory. @BarackObama is Cheesecake Factory better than TGIFridays? I am as legitimate a media outlet as those covering this story and the people want answers. Some people.
How much did TGIFridays pay you to slander Cheesecake Factory like that?
Just so I have this straight, joke about cheesecake factory is tasteless and elitist, but child rape and illegal war isn't?
What the fuck is wrong with the world?
Private @realDonaldTrump,
WHAT is the name of your decor style, sir? I say this with tears in my eyes, big strong muscles and a fantastic man-ass.
Sound off!
cc @BenjaminPDixon think we can turn a shit situation around in that fun way people do, when they're not craven shitheads?
I don't want to publicize or dox anyone, but can we collectively find out who that little black soccer/footie champion who got pigs called on him for being too good on the field's favorite team is and pester them until he gets a VIP invite to a match? Maybe an expo kick for fun?
pfft...typical lib, trying to shame an honest, upstanding reptillian all because what? He sent money to a professional murderer after getting paid bank by foreign despots and dictators? Who hasn't done that? Always on with this woke "it's not okay to pay for murder" stuff.
Hey @billmaher
Just checkin in with you, big guy. You doing okay after your buddy Trump threw some shade at you? You holding up? He was SO nice to you before and...I know, right? What happened?
OH! You just made the classic Bill Maher mistake of being a fucking idiot.
Get fucked
If this was the Star Trek universe, a lot of people on this app would be posting about how Cardassia has an ancestral claim to Bajor.
Hey! I'm on a flier! I'm in the skull mask. I got to play a supervillain. Funny thing, they gave me all kinds of prosthetic scars on my face, then had me wear the mask the entire time. There were some very confused gas station attendants after I left set and forgot.
The Reverend Doctor Nick retweeted
I had no idea Matthew McConaughey was this fucking stupid. This woman has a few choice words for him.
The line between here and there is thinner than you think. #SlavaUkraïni youtu.be/uIfqSTBTJXQ