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With our weak spots, injuries and tough schedule. I realistically see the Panthers winning between 6 to 7 games. I love my team, but we also gotta face reality. I hope I am wrong. But as always…. #keeppounding #bookmarkit
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i don’t care that ur religious just shut the fuck up
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The Rise of the Non-Religious 💥
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How it feels to be 29
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😬 Russell Brand has been sentenced to 10 years and 6 months in prison.
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Replying to @Maximumatheist
JUST ADD💩& FLUSH👇
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Correct. Just like the Bible. And the Torah.
The only place the Quran belongs is in the trash.
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This is like wearing your varsity jacket from high school in your 30's. You think it looks cool but everyone just keeps their distance and quietly murmurs something like "oh god here comes that retarded Trump guy again"
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BREAKING: First listen to the GTA 6 main menu theme on PS5.
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Weed starter pack
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Replying to @MySportsUpdate
Never fails 😂
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november doesn't have afternoons it's just morning til 2pm, then night
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If Charlie Kirk could joke about dead Palestinians, you can laugh and joke about his death.
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You‘re still him dont worry king
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I hate to say this but the refs actually stole this game from us
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don’t laugh at kids that believe in santa, there’s adults that believe in the Carolina Panthers
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The NFL essentially gifted the Broncos this win and reinvigorated them. Ridiculous product from the NFL. If you’re gonna rig games at least make it less obvious.
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A story the news hasn’t told you yet Three black teens and a black man have been arrested in shooting death of 15-year-old Austin Payne in Albany, Georgia Austin Payne, 15, was found dead with gunshot wounds inside an abandoned apartment on Cameo Lane in Albany on November 1, 2026. Investigators determined he was shot around Halloween night after calling his mother for help. She tracked his phone to the building the next morning. Albany Police arrested four people and booked them into the Dougherty County Jail: Jansquincey Donaldson, 15; Omari Marion, 15; Adarious Wallace, 16; and Detravion Parker, 22.
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